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alittum
Ali

Co-author of A Modern Day, night shift survivor, cat dad. Inappropriate levels of caffeine in the bloodstream. Older than Google.

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I Had To Go Back To 5th Grade And Redo All Subjects And Write Tests Again.

I had to go back to 5th grade and redo all subjects and write tests again.

I'm 26.

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alittum
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i am not unsafe i am just uncomfortable i am not unsafe i am just uncomfortable i am not unsafe i am just uncomfortable i am not unsafe i am just uncomfortable i am not unsafe i am just uncomfortable

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alittum
3 months ago

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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alittum
3 months ago

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

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alittum
3 months ago
Veiltober Day 8! Neve

Veiltober day 8! Neve

I tried to capture that noir vibe

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alittum
3 months ago

I was trying to get top surgery. In Minecraft.

The surgery scars had a cyan glow but so did the nipples.

Why did I have nipples?

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