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hey so...

do you ever think that people back in the day called William Shakespeare Billy Shakes?

the fact that i don't have a girlfriend right now is downright homophobic 

pass it on cowards

Girls are cute, pass it on

girls are hot

that's it.

that's the post.

the later it gets i realise how much more bullshit i post, i just made a post that only said stonks and it's coming up to 2am, think about how jacked the next generation is gonna be with sleep deprivation dang

stonks

stonks

yeehaw

I don't listen to country music because I'm not aroused by tractors

lowkey embarrassing story but I teared up the other day cus I saw some really pretty girls on tiktok and my mind just went blank and god I'm so g a y

(also can people actually message me like I'm not tryna sound thirsty as hell but i want a relationship and also friends so hi)

i-

You know that video of Jungkook pressing down Taehyung’s furrowed eyebrows and Taehyung getting all pouty? Yeah imagine him kissing away the lil pout :( 

i shed a tear earlier because i saw a really pretty picture of jimin just shut up hes cute and pretty okay imsoft :(

confession time

a while back someone messaged me on here with a simple ‘thanks for the follow sweetheart’ and I was such a dumb bitch that I turned into a panicked gay and didn't answer and I just saw it when I was clearing out my messages on here i-

nothing has changed I'm still a panicked gay whoops

also isn’t Robert Manion as Gaston iconic? because I sure fucking think it is

honestly where can a bitch get a girlfriend like its 2019 h i someone hmu thanks 

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

Namjoon: “Yoongi told me that instead of being sad about the crab i should just ‘go get it, boy’.”

Namjoon: “I think he’s been watching too many American shows, but I guess I’m going to be getting it, boy.”

Jimin: “Get what???”

Namjoon: “Not sure. I’ll get everything just in case.”

If Seokjin was an app icon he’d be the Duolingo owl for sure

mayhaps i giggled

Nothing: happens

Duolingo: it is simple, russian or concussion

i-,,,,,,,, this is iconic we stan

moodboard all of this happened in the course of 3 seconds

look at me being all aesthetic and shit

well god d a m n

the only man i trust is dr. phil

i wanna draw him

he is something else 

awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

They both should be loved