WHAT!

WHAT!

NOT EVEN A WARNING!

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!

/pos

Chapter 25: W̹͇͈̒͒͑̒͜I͗͐̓̑N̨͉̮̄̅̊Ņ̜̫̟̺̘͐͊̑Ę̣͇̳R

Hey Casey, can I borrow your hockey stick for a sec?

[Read it here on AO3]

My tumblr dashboard is literally nothing but F!Donnie overalls they're fucking everywhere those stupid fucking overalls literally inescapable everything is fucking oVERALLS-!

In love with this oh my god

Rottmnt AU where they’re all human and Big Mama and Draxum are in studying law, and BM is also studying linguistics (she got that ‘it’s that even a word’ ‘it is now’ mentality) and Drax has a chemistry ‘hobby’ and then they are both interning at the Hamato Law Firm but they’ve basically just been assigned to tutor the charismatic Yoshi Hamato on law so he can inherit the company when he is Really Clearly a theater kid who could have a natural talent for this if he gave a shit about anything other than comics and stunt acting.

Yoshi tries writing BM poetry to get out of study sessions. This does not work.

He asks to see Draxum’s experiments(in his apartment) to get out of study sessions. This does work. However it’s a group study session so BM just follows them and is like ‘bro I need this internship. What are you doing gayboy. What the hell.’

Anyways. Turns out this chemistry stuff is…way more than little experiments for fun. BM and Yoshi are both suprised by the scale. Yoshi trips. Knocks something over. Into Drax’s turtle enclosure.

Fuck.

They are now two tired college students literally holding back an heir to a huge law company who doesn’t really know anything except stunt lore from grabbing a random test tube to chug so he can escape his inheritance and be a single father of four green toddlers because he thinks that would be easier. Than law.

Big Mama is an eldest sister and hates that assumption, espescially as she helped raise half the kids in her neighborhood as a babysitter when saving up for college.

Drax is more worried because this guy definitely doesn’t know shit about turtles, and oh fuck his pet turtles what’s going on with them are they ok do they need a vet? Can they still go to the vet? Do they need a pediatrician, oh god he’s terrible with children oh no

Anyways. Overall chaos ensues. They need to hide the turtles to protect them. But they’re kids, they need to be around other kids, and socialize! Guys what if I moved down into the sewers with them turtles like water right. Shut up Yoshi you idiot, you’ll get salmonella and die.

Basically 2 college kids are now supervising a ‘single father of four’ and making sure he doesn’t fuck up or kill the kids, while also arguing about what these particular children need. Glorious

I think- I think I'm not THAT agressive

Oh, who is that in my basement you ask? Don't worry about it

@capital-j @apollo-not-in-space @blood-smith

ASK GAME!!

Do THIS QUIZ and say your result

Thats what I got!!! @wanderingwierdo @the-cherryblossom-system @blooper-malte @a-secret-rpblog @gobodegoblin @beeflingo @ibuildblasters

My hungry ass could NOT be an archeologist

I just made this with my phone-

Inspiration came from people in a discors server talking about this Doc's tweet