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“We don’t need two translators” wah wah wah owh no just say ur scawed ur fwightened ur afwaid ur so delicate David 💕💕
The last patrol before bedtime <3
It be de trüth
Listening to black metal songs about Lucifer pre-February 2024
Listening to black metal songs about Lucifer post-February 2024
chat told lumi/pomme about the "don't threaten me with a good time" INCIDENT yesterday. "IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY IT'S MEANT TO BE LIKE 'arrrgh, you can't take me!'" HELPPPP HE'S BACKTRACKING SO HARD no c'mon double down, double down, it was funny LUL
Zion is the worst babysitter i’ve seen, like holy shit HAHAHAH
I love the difference between how I interact with the creators in my main fandom vs here
Bc when I met one of my faves from my other fandom I was legit shaking and almost started crying bc I was so happy and nervous at the same time because I look up to them so much
If I met one of the creators from this fandom I'd just go "hey fuckface" and then start showing them my art and writing for their characters and yap their ears off about it
Your what
Excuse me your WHAT???
How does it feel to be so funny? @ people who tag buy one get one free on poly mangas
I AM being the bigger person! She’s 5’4”!
I have been introduced to RRR today by my film teacher and oh my gosh it is the greatest movie I have ever seen
everywhere i go... kevan brighting
[svt as fuckboi archetypes]
disclaimer: don’t take it seriously. i was having a convo. with my sister about my truly tragic dating history, and now we’re all going to hold hands n process it together.
seungcheol: big “air mattress on the floor” energy. his gaming set-up is expensive and immaculate, but he’ll be goddamned if he spends a dime on — idk — a bed frame, for example. don’t sit on his chair, though, because it’s specifically angled for his lumbar-support needs.
jeonghan: the “i quit” dude at the show who still consistently asks to bum both a cigarette and a light. you’re not getting that lighter back, and he will not, in fact, “get you back” for the uber back to yours or the take-out he weasels out of you on the way. he’ll charm you out of caring about it, too :’(
joshua: it’s giving “anyway, here’s wonderwall”. why did he even bring his guitar to this party? you don’t know, and you’re not gonna ask because the answer will make you want to fuck him less, and you really, really want to fuck him.
junhui: the one that passes out immediately after sex, leaving you trapped in that “….should i…. leave? is staying…. fine?” liminal space. he wakes up in the middle of the night, wakes you up, and informs you that you chose wrong and “should probably head out” because he has to work in the morning.
wonwoo: the one that turns every conversation into a debate. you may have a literal degree in xyz, but he is serving fresh takes™️, so listen up, diva! the dick game is god-tier, though, so you’re just going to mentally replace the sound of his voice with a different muppet’s in every conversation and wait for him to shut up <3
soonyoung: the house guest!!! he’s going to miss every single hint you drop about wanting to sleep alone. he’s going to leave a sweatshirt in your drawer so he can be comfortable next time. he doesn’t do “one-night-stands”; he does residencies. hope you didn’t have other plans this weekend :/
woozi: he asks if he can say “i love you” during sex because it gets him hot, and then he later informs you that you can no longer hook up because things are “moving too fast”.
dokyeom: you’ve been hooking up for a few weeks, and now he’s babbling about wanting to go to xyz place with you at some point in the distant future. he says it like he’s deadass about it, then looks at you funny if you ask him to get drinks tomorrow night. good luck, charlie!
mingyu: the stage-five clinger. he’s never had a fuck buddy before, and it shows. he has no idea what this dynamic is supposed to be despite a) suggesting it in the first place, b) numerous conversations about it, and c) repeated affirmations that he isn’t looking for a relationship. but he’s PRETTY, okay??
minghao: halley’s comet has nothing on this mf. he dm’s you once a year, you have the best night of your life, then he is gone girl for the next 364. you and your friends have a bet going in the group chat to see how many consecutive months he’ll leave you on read.
seungkwan: the one that has never — not even once — asked you a personal question. that’s not to say he doesn’t talk; he never stops. you’ve learned everything about him (his home phone number from childhood, the names of all his coworkers + his thoughts about them), against your will. frankly, you’re not sure if he even remembers your name atp because he relies exclusively on a generic pet name.
vernon: he talks a big game about meeting up, missing you, etc., but when the plans are laid, he “fell asleep, i’m so sorry, i’m just now seeing this!! :(” you washed your hair for this? rip.
dino: the foster puppy!!! he’s an emotionally unavailable, certifiable mess when you get him. you clean him up, train him, and the second he gets his shit together, he’s off. he’s found his forever home, and he’s coincidentally getting married on your birthday. sorry, bestie!!
Childe: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Paimon, nodding: Knife Monopoly
Traveler:
Childe:
Childe: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but what the fuck is Knife Monopoly
probably some shit that sans would pull
#imagine you come out of a teeth transplant.. "tyler im out alive!" you scream.. "who do you fink gave you the teef?" he says, smiling
DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
*coughing*
It's honestly so hilarious to me how the American War machine treats the troops it relies on soooo fucking badly. Like unless you're a very high ranking officer you mean nothing to the pentagon people, you're trash, you're disposable. You're not fucking samurai, America doesn't have a privileged warrior class, just useful idiots who sacrifice themselves for The American Way. I just saw a commercial on TV advertising a law firm for settlements because there was toxic drinking water at an army base. There's alot of asbestos ones too iirc. Like we really hate the troops lol but we slap a "support our troops!" Bumper sticker on the Chevy Silverado and call it a day
i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking
what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp
like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have
like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious
now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude
and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude
and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker
and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey
so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?
this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker!
Which emo song will Murph break out into next season?
Magneto isn't a villain he's professor X's lame boyfriend who occasionally dabbles in anarchy and helps them only because of Charles' doe eyes.