THEY'RE SO CUTE

THEY'RE SO CUTE 🥹🥺

Happy birthday to my partner in belpholo crime @demoncow97 !

Your idea about them going to a gay bar was so funny

I was asked if Crocodile would dress Luffy in a bananagator onesie and I think he would~ He might find it silly at first but who can resist Luffy looking adorable?

Attention!!! Yet another wattpad thief!!!

It’s been brought to my attention that someone on Wattpad is taking my fanfics, changing the name, and translating it. They’ve got a lot of works, a lot I don’t know the original author of! Wattpad only allows the original author to make a copyright claim, so please go through the works and see if you can recognize the works! Let’s alert the original authors so we can get this taken down!!

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184 Works, 17 Reading Lists, 42 Followers

KidLu for the Heart and Soul

Luffy: You didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?!

Kid, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Kid: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?

Luffy: Wait, what’s the difference?

Kid: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

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Kid: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Luffy, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Kid: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Kid: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

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Luffy: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Kid: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Luffy: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!

Kid: You take that back!!!

Luffy: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

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Kid: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

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Luffy: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Kid?

Kid: No.

Luffy: I think I speak for Kid when I say it sounds really super.

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Luffy: You look mentally ill.

Kid: I am. Let’s go.

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Kid: You played me!

Luffy: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Kid: *chokes on something*

Luffy: Jeez, Kid, don't die on us.

Kid: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Kid: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Luffy: Nat 20 Charisma.

Kid: That is NOT how that works-

So cute🥺

Meow 9 au : Domestication, how it started and where it's going currently.

A few small bits of Crocodile's life with Luffy and attempts to tame the feral kitten.

He's going to bite that hand.

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.