I Think More People Need To Play Around With Damian's Speech. Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love The Antiquated

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

KidLu for the Heart and Soul

Luffy: You didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?!

Kid, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Kid: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?

Luffy: Wait, what’s the difference?

Kid: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

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Kid: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Luffy, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Kid: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Kid: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

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Luffy: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Kid: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Luffy: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!

Kid: You take that back!!!

Luffy: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

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Kid: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

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Luffy: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Kid?

Kid: No.

Luffy: I think I speak for Kid when I say it sounds really super.

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Luffy: You look mentally ill.

Kid: I am. Let’s go.

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Kid: You played me!

Luffy: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Kid: *chokes on something*

Luffy: Jeez, Kid, don't die on us.

Kid: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Kid: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Luffy: Nat 20 Charisma.

Kid: That is NOT how that works-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

PSA: Paypal on some more shady shit

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tag an artist save a life etc

ASL shenanigans…

LUFFY LOOKS SO CUTE

Caged beasts au (that's what I'm going with)

Long story short, the end times happened, a hundred year war between demons and angels,(yadda yadda) however difference is the result in both parties being wiped out. Heaven and Hell have collapsed completely but only barely existing, same can be said about the forces of both sides.

The seven demonic royalties and their subsets died but pieces of their essences remain ready to reform into a completely new version of themselves.

Before that could happen the weakened remaining third parties/religions that still exist came together and with what little power they had left sealed these "would be demons" away in which took the form of large cages.

Hoping for future generations could become strong enough to finish off the last of these entities.

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It's been a thousand years, not many beings believe in the tales anymore.

...A few of the cages are crumbling...🐏❤️

Two small wolves have wandered in looking for food only to find the worst outcome.