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There are many errors in the institution of the Vatican itself and of course those are not erased by any amount of aesthetic or niceties. That being said. When they invented a hammer specifically dedicated to hitting the pope on the head when he dies...that was pretty funny.

Just something promising I can make any photograph sing. So yes.

is anybody else receiving targeted advertising for dark rituals

Is this right? Should I have been more specific?

genuinely this website is horrible. every few days they totally nuke another random popular trans girl who has never ever broken a rule, and everybody but trans girls shut up about it and forgets immediately. like HELLO???? Charlottan was banned for literally NO REASON why am i not seeing hammer car explosion 2??? why are the majority of TME people just ignoring that trans girls are absolutely being specifically targeted for removal with no excuse??? does nobody else care any more????

Somehow even sexier when you realize the blood is from successfully calving a megacerops.

yes ma'am. its you ma'am. i need you in every way possible, ma'am. carnally. desperately. plea

For the ask meme: Twilight

So, let’s ignore Life and Death and whether or not I’d want Julie Black to sit on my face or not. Because, you know that meme about anon finally getting the appeal of Twilight? Yeah. But, again, not technically Twilight, so we’re ignoring the buff werewolf gal.

So what do I like about Twilight proper? I actually like its unique take on vampires. Finally listening to Dracula (thanks, Tumblr!) has helped me realize how much of the ‘modern’ vampire mythos is not even copying Dracula, but playing a shitty game of telephone with the story. And, of course, ignoring all the other interesting sources of inspiration, like so many different sources of folklore. And then you get Stephanie Meyer, who does something completely off the walls.

I know a lot of people like to make fun of the concept of vampires as sparkly superheroes. But I’d much rather see that than yet another person trying to write Bela Lugosi’s porn star counterpart.

Okay, level with me: Your uncle works for Nintendo, doesn’t he?

okay here's my "never going to happen" nintendo direct wildcard prediction: new 2d zelda - but with playable zelda.

it's a soft launch of the idea by putting it in a 2d game. 2d zeldas are not the massive console seller juggernauts as 3d zeldas, so its a safer "test" AND more realistic to put at the end of the switch's life cycle.

the game itself would be somewhat lighthearted, but not condescendingly simple like the peach game. it has a similar artstyle/feel as the links awakening remake. there's a bigger focus on puzzles than fighting.