What An Absolute Banger!! Literally Me When I Meet A Business Man And Shake Him By The Hand !

What an absolute banger!! Literally me when I meet a business man and shake him by the hand !

🗣️ WHEN YOU MEET A BUSINESS MAN, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND 🗣️

🗣️ WHEN YOU MEET A FAMILY MAN, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND 🗣️

🗣️ WHEN YOU MEET THE CHOO CHOO MAN, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND 🗣️

🗣️ WHEN YOU MEET THE FRIENDLY FELLOW, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND 🗣️

🗣️ WHEN YOU MEET THE PLUG IN MAN, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND 🗣️

"Oh, don't tell me you don't recognize your old pal Vex! You know... bringer of nightmares, Master of the Uproar... life of the party!" -Vex, 2020

[ooc under the cut/read more]

[How the Clive interaction is going rn 😭]

sorry if this request is a little harder to do, but how about headcanons/a oneshot about Vex becoming a sack person himself? He still has all of his energy but just in a small knitted body ! Also, can you make the reader be the sackboy that once defeated vex?

Again, so sorry if this us possibly confusing,,

I'll do headcanons for this to get my writing excises up to par for some asks! --- - Vex is upset, like...REALLY upset! His large and menacing form is replaced with softness and fluff...and where are his bloody uproar powers?! - Vex looks like the costume that Sackboy wears. A little jester that has been downsized from his original position in power. - Sackboy, despite Vex's past transgressions, still has a desire to befriend the nightmare god and even temporarily houses the menace. - To walk about in the city of Loom without stirring up an angry mob, Vex has to change his appearance somewhat. For his own safety, if nothing else. - He is forced to change his color palette to something more 'dream-like', you can perfectly imagine how this went over with the god of nightmares. - Vex is a snappy and sulking type, which makes him kinda of a social outcast in Loom, but Sackboy still is determined to befriend him. - Vex found family arc, when? - Scarlet is 100% aware that the 'new clown sackperson' in town is Vex. - Vex pulls a Flowey number. "Hi...I'm...Clowny...Clowny the Clown." - Sackboy is always the one to keep Vex in line or to try and keep him safe. As Vex still thinks he has powers and that tends to get him into trouble. Like jumping off cliffs since Vex could fly previously. - Scarlet is watching Sackboy more than ever, especially since Vex is in such close range to do real harm. Like a stern mother looking over at Vex when Sackboy isn't looking. - Vex is always trying to gain 'power'. The funny thing is, that dreamer orbs do NOT like Vex. Grabbing one initiates something akin to an electric shock. - Sackboy continues his training with Scarlet and Vex typically lounges around nearby. It isn't like he's got anything better to do. - Vex is 100% a prankster. He does things to EVERYONE in town. He has gardened a certain reputation...not a positive one, but better than what he would get if they all found out he was Vex. - Vex takes a liking to sour foods, turning away anything 'too sweet' for his palette. - Vex is either touched starved or revolted by physical contact, both of these are results from a hug. You decide. - Vex lives in Sackboy's attic like a cryptid. His glowing eyes tend to scare the stuffing out of Sackboy's friends when they visit. - Vex watches sacklings live their day-to-day lives and sees things he just simply didn't value at the time of his reign. Friends playing, parties being celebrated, a sickening air of happiness and peace...and a growing sense of loneliness that nestles uncomfortably in his chest. - Vex leaves at night when most of the town is asleep. Not really going anywhere in particular. But somewhere where he could find 'quiet'. - Maybe he finds the imprint of when his large form stepped into 'loom' and it opens a certain perspective. - Maybe even one of the nights he goes out on his own, he goes out of town and sits. Maybe he even meets Scarlet and they have a 'chat'. - Vex goes on an emotional journey.

This is literally me oh my god! It's even worse when I'm asleep, because I end up forgetting what happened in it.

i don’t know why my brain works this way