Clive Handforth - Tumblr Posts

Thermo moment.

I wanted to experiment with some ibispaint brushes so I drew clive but I ended up having a lot more fun than I expected

haven’t done textposts (if you can call them that, let alone art) in a while yet when I saw this one post I was reminded of them

the post:

more textposts except making them abt avalon was too easy not to. sorry

(credits to the dad jokes SubReddit for the joke)

Oh my god- I genuinely wasn't expecting to see something like this happen on here... BAHAHAH- sorry for laughing, I was genuinely caught off guard. It really looks like they like you! To the point where they want marriage. I mean... I like Clive too, but I wouldn't go THAT far. I pray for the poor calendar man's safety.

Yes Clive I am a obsessive fan of you :3 my whole Tumblr I just post about you [unintentional but autism go brr]. I go to your factory every night to record you sleeping, I have pictures up on my wall just filled with you Clive. I am watching you Clive, you will never escape from my grasp. I have planned our wedding and we WILL be together forever ^_^ !!! I am very gay for you :DD !!! Anyway this is my confession letter Clive :33 I am in love with you <3

-Your near future husband, tem

What do I even say to this?!

I- I can’t tell if you’re serious. Otherwise this is some sick joke.

I look away for a while, and come back to thIS?? oH MY GOD? there's no way this is happening rn- whAT WOULD THE OTHERS THINK OF THIS, CLIVE?? this is getting crazy nmsegfybjh

I definitely wouldn't open it if I was you, there could be anything in there, anything. Who knows, maybe it's not a bad thing! ...Or maybe it is...

Yes Clive I am a obsessive fan of you :3 my whole Tumblr I just post about you [unintentional but autism go brr]. I go to your factory every night to record you sleeping, I have pictures up on my wall just filled with you Clive. I am watching you Clive, you will never escape from my grasp. I have planned our wedding and we WILL be together forever ^_^ !!! I am very gay for you :DD !!! Anyway this is my confession letter Clive :33 I am in love with you <3

-Your near future husband, tem

What do I even say to this?!

I- I can’t tell if you’re serious. Otherwise this is some sick joke.

I look away for a while, and come back to thIS?? oH MY GOD? there's no way this is happening rn- whAT WOULD THE OTHERS THINK OF THIS, CLIVE?? this is getting crazy nmsegfybjh

I definitely wouldn't open it if I was you, there could be anything in there, anything. Who knows, maybe it's not a bad thing! ...Or maybe it is...

Yes Clive I am a obsessive fan of you :3 my whole Tumblr I just post about you [unintentional but autism go brr]. I go to your factory every night to record you sleeping, I have pictures up on my wall just filled with you Clive. I am watching you Clive, you will never escape from my grasp. I have planned our wedding and we WILL be together forever ^_^ !!! I am very gay for you :DD !!! Anyway this is my confession letter Clive :33 I am in love with you <3

-Your near future husband, tem

What do I even say to this?!

I- I can’t tell if you’re serious. Otherwise this is some sick joke.

@ambivertedmultiversenjoyer

I’d hope the others would know a better solution to this than what I’ve come up with. They bypassed my security system, and I’m under the assumption they have for years.

And trust me. I don’t think I want to open it either. It really could be so many things, I don’t want to imagine it…

[ooc under the cut/read more]

[How the Clive interaction is going rn 😭]

Oh my god, there he is. Right there. Just kidding! It's just a little paper creation of him. Looks pretty accurate, in my opinion...

i have you Clive :33 YOU'RE MINE !!! ^_^

Oh. That’s not creepy at all.

Oh my god, there he is. Right there. Just kidding! It's just a little paper creation of him. Looks pretty accurate, in my opinion...

i have you Clive :33 YOU'RE MINE !!! ^_^

Oh. That’s not creepy at all.

Now that I have Tumblr, I can share drawings I posted on Deviantart!

Here, have a cute drawing of Clive and Anti Clive from LittleBigPlanet! :]

Well... Anti Clive is more of an OC rather than an actual character from the game. (The OC was made by @kudribat.) To be honest, before I really knew who Anti Clive was all those years ago, I thought he was from the game, hahah!

I-

There's... an emo version of you, Clive?

...

Of course there is. Oh my god-

*★* 6 year anniversary...

today... Marks the day i stopped touching grass.. I would like to thank my father for saying i was a disappointment.. really motivated to start stop touching grass...

shed a tear in my eye *sniffle*

Right here’s the squeakquel for the characters that I’ve simped for in the past and present because I’ve missed out WAY too much on the first one. Also fun fact Lloyd was the first character I’ve ever simped for, younger me was tasteless because Cole was rIGHT THERE-

@velveteensugarcoat I actually included Alfred Molina Doc Ock on this one, consider this an early birthday present.

can I coin the term tumblr sicklyman for our poor pathetic little meow meows. you know the ones. you just wanna find em shivering in a wet cardboard box on your doorstep and take them in and nurse them back to health. there are at least 5 guys like this come on

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