Mark Me Down As Just Straight Horny.

Mark me down as just straight horny.

Record - One Shot

Noah Sebastian x F!Reader

Written in Noah’s Point of view

Summary: Noah picks up a used camcorder at a garage sale and puts it to good use.

Warnings: Smut, porn without a plot, masturbation, oral (male receiving), 18+, MDNI

Notes: This is a work of fiction. All of this is made up. Spelling and shit will be fixed in the future. Enjoy!

Inspired by this photo I found on Pinterest, credit goes to the owner.

Standing at the foot of our shared bed, I grinned as I watched her through the camera's viewfinder.

Feet flat against the dark comforter, legs spread wide, wet pussy on display for me and the camera I held in my right hand while my left moved over myself, my grip tightening when she moaned my name, her head rolling back, her back arching, putting her tits on display for me.

“That’s right, baby.” I hummed in approval, and the pace at which I stroked myself increased, clicking the zoom-in button to zone in on the wet, glistening mess between her parted legs.

“Oh.” She moaned, her eyes shifted to the lens of the camera, only to drift lower to the hard cock in my hand, “Please, Noah.” The desperation was heavy in her voice but I shook my head in answer.

“Not yet baby.” My own voice came out deeper, barely a whisper while I watched her fingers circle around her swollen clit and she clenched around nothing.

I squeezed the base of myself in my hand, groaning at the image before me, a new wave of desire slipped from her and I had to harshly bite into my lower lip to cause myself some pain to stop myself from coming at the mere sight of her.

Zooming back out I focused on the pleasure-filled expression that graced her face, her eyes glossed over with lust, a fine layer of sweat covering her skin and her pouty lips parted with a breathy moan.

“Come here, baby.” I reached my hand out to her, and my tattooed hand and arm came into view as I beckoned her towards me.

Getting onto her knees she crawled towards me, her eyes trained on the lens of the camera, my own watching her through the small screen.

Once she settled before me I ran my fingers through her hair, gathering as much as I could before holding the back of her head, “Be a good girl and suck my dick.” I ordered her, the grip I held on the back of her head tightened as I pulled her towards my leaking cock.

I inhaled sharply when her much smaller hand wrapped around me, I tilted the camera down just as she stuck her tongue out and licked the pre-cum off the head of my dick.

Taking me into her mouth, she hummed around me and my eyes closed briefly only to quickly open, not wanting to miss the show that was happening before me.

Tightening my grip in her hair I thrusted my hips forward causing her to gag as I hit the back of her throat.

“I know you can take it.” I said looking down at her, watching the tears that threatened to spill from the corners of her eyes. Letting go of her hair I wrapped my hand around her throat, my palm pressing against the underside of her chin, fingers wrapped around her jaw.

Her hands gripped my thighs as she shuffled herself forward, I felt her throat relax against my hand and a groan erupted from somewhere deep within me when I slid down the back of her throat, rolling my head back and onto my shoulder, the camera moving out of focus as I did so, “Fuck.” I hissed between my teeth.

The feeling of myself moving over her wet tongue and down her throat could be felt against the hand I had rested against her neck, the head of my cock pushed against my palm, “Oh, fuck.” Pulling my hips back only to thrust them forward again, “I can’t wait to take this with me.”

All I could hear in the quietness of our room were a mixture of the gluging noises that came from the back of her throat and my panting breaths.

She moaned around me, “You like that baby?” The camera shook in my hand, trying my best to keep it focused on her as she devoured every inch of me, “You like the idea of me getting off to a video of yo- fuck.”

Her throat contracted around me. Letting go of her throat I wove my fingers into her messy hair again, her moans vibrating through the tip of my dick and straight to the tips of my toes and fingers.

I wasn’t going last much longer, the way she let me control the speed and depth of myself, letting me fuck her face, god I couldn’t wait to watch this back.

My legs started to shake, the muscles in my stomach tightened and pleasure coursed the length of my spine. Releasing her head to tap my fingers against her cheek she pulled her mouth off my twitching cock, a mixture of her saliva and my cum kept her connected to the tip.

I could have come then and there from the look she gave the camera as she stuck her tongue out waiting for me to paint her face.

Wrapping my fingers around myself I stroked myself vigorously, groaning when my eyes landed on the hand she placed between her legs, two fingers disappearing only to retreat covered in her arousal, “Tell me you want it.” I moaned, not even trying to hide the effects she had on me, my jaw became slack when her mascara-stained eyes focused on the length I held in my hand and she quickly licked her lips.

“Please, Noah, I need it.” The words came out in a wonton moan, her fingers never ceasing their movements between her legs.

Cupping the side of her face, I grazed my thumb over her flushed cheek, my eyes never leaving hers, “Fuck, I’m gonn-“ I didn’t get a chance to finish before I groaned and fought the urge to close my eyes, watching as my cum shot out in harsh spurts and covered her tongue and face, my hand stroked slower and I sighed when the intense chill that overtook my body subsided.

I knew I wore a shit-eating grin on my face, my own cheeks flushed from my release. Taking another glance into the camera’s viewfinder I felt my stomach flip and my heart swell as I used my thumb to smudge my cum into her swollen, abused lips, “You’re so fucking beautiful.”

I’m gonna have to wait until next payday if it’s still available because I just paid the rent 😢😢 I hate adulting

LOVE that whenever Bad Omens releases new merch, we all start cheering each other on like cheerleaders, and we all start showing what we got, like it's some great accomplishment we got at work or at school.

BUT NO. IT'S HOW MUCH MONEY WE BLEW ON WHICH MERCH PIECES.

LOVE THAT WE ALL BOND OVER IT. I LOVE Y'ALL.

Bad Omens ‘Just Pretend Live acoustic’ vs ‘Just Pretend’ lyrics.

Subtle changes that create a lot of pain 🖤

Noah with a girl who is most definitely not a gamer:

Most days you're just happy to watch him play while you're reading a book or scrolling through your phone.

You add commentary here and there about the way he is playing even though you understand nothing.

You can't understand, for the life of you, how he can spend 3 or 4 hours playing the same game!!!

Noah has tried to make you like games like Red Dead Redemption or The Last of Us.

He sits behind you, with you between his legs and explains every button and how to shoot and how to aim and everything else you need to know.

And you really do try, even though his hands and his fingers are totally distracting you.

But your aim is shit!!! and you totally blame his controller when you keep crashing your horse into trees!!!

You hand him the controller whenever you have to shoot at people.

Gets sidetracked exploring the town and forgets what you're supposed to be doing.

So he tries Mortal Kombat, because that's easier, right?

You go through every character until you choose the one you want and it is solely based on looks and not skill at all.

You make him wait to start the round because you wanna test every button and every move your character makes during the fight.

His character is just waiting there like 🧍🏻

Ends up pressing buttons randomly and complains when your character doesn't do what you want them to do.

He laughs a lot at this and thinks you're absolutely the cutest thing he's ever seen on this planet.

Ends up taking your face in his hands and gives you kisses everywhere.

Downloads The Sims, Sonic, the Goose Game and Crash Bandicoot on his computer just for you.

He finds out you like to play GTA so you can steal cars and punch people randomly on the streets.

So watching you play and cause absolute chaos is his favorite thing ever.

Laughs when the police are chasing you but you can't drive the car properly, so you speed too much, crash and die.

Concrete Jungle Comic Moments that Live Rent Free in my head, Issues 1 & 2 in no particular order: - Noah declaring himself the only "real Art" in The Grey. -Folio lamenting his painting about to get fucked up. -Noah bullying Ruffilo with railgun noises -Van chatter (AFAIK, the puker is Folio, The guy stuck with him is Ruffilo and the driver is Noah, but this is unclear in the way the comic is laid out) -Snyder cut joke. -Brain Juice on the bad omens whip -Even V.A.N. is really freaked out by Noah's fucking driving.

-and anotha one