Hello There, I Got A Funny Thought About Alucard Who Has To Drive Home His Slightly Drunken Female Friend

Hello there, I got a funny thought about Alucard who has to drive home his slightly drunken female friend with her small car. Sized like a seat ibiza or a vw polo. Like she calls him ashamed and asks if he please can pick her up without asking anything and being as "normal" as possible. But he as a giant in a little car... I don't know if this would work well.

Always Stylish in a Car

•Ssshh..Do not tell Sir Hellsing that Alucard is actually better than a race car driver! Vampire-like reflexes but definitely a speed demon.

Then he will get bored as he can move even faster physically…

📍Anyrate…

•Oh you think Alucard is going to look silly in a Seat Ibiza? Never, I say! You will be greeted by Ally Card (I prefer Ally over Girlycard), looking drop dead sexy and as a bare leg glides out the driver side door.

The most seductive shit eating grin ever..

•Since it's England, make sure he uses the word 'lift' or you might just get driven to a secluded spot for a ride on his lap once out of the small car.

📍OR The creepy way.. (even though you said normal)?

•He's writhing shadows and red pupiled eyes. Perhaps a shadow tendril lifts your bashful face under the chin?

That soft maniacal laugh that lets you know just how cute you are..

And overall, how brave enough you are to call him..

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Alucard is gonna be in call of duty

Giggling and kicking my feet rn for him

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Considering that if someone is bitten and is not a virgin, they become a ghoul - the opposite of course they become a vampire if they're bitten as a virgin. Do you think this may have affect on Alucard when it comes to his s/o? Would he be reluctant and abstain or find other ways for pleasure? Or would the sadist in him want to corrupt his innocent lover as a way to bind them to that servitude of flesh that they belong only to him. And of course, the concept of virginity is up to many interpretations.

Alucard's Biting

📍The Theology of making Vampires or ghouls. This has me thinking all sorts of directions and concepts. This could come out good or a series of rambling commentary. So here we go..”long winded answer.”

Warnings: body fluids, mild discussing of sex. Terribly tame for me..

@@Hellsing vs. Vampire lore

“Virgin of the opposite sex” aka Alucard can only create female vampires which causes issues right off the 'bat'. It makes it almost impossible to write any cannon stuff. So I created my own Hellsing alternative Universe to help prevent writer’s block. I try to stay true to the manga and anime but create a new story with my universe. Hence even my writings take in consideration the Dracula book and history/myths of Eastern Europe.

As for the heavy push that Seras and Intergar are virgins, I suspect it's a way to show Sir Hellsing as being pure and unchanged to Alucard's debauchery as a vampire and corrupter to all he bites. Seras was traumatized and shows a side of innocence from her childhood. Perhaps it is that young people still have versus jaded older adults.

Maiden also denotes young women and focuses on a higher calling but doesn't address the no sex clause. It denotes an unmarried young woman. Hence Iron Maiden nickname besides the torture device. Sir Integra is a strong woman and she is driven to keep the world safe. The call of a s/o and children do not interest her. Now a days, it is becoming more common that women are into their job and don’t wish to have personal relations for sex.

Perhaps only a virgin will maybe have a greater chance to change and not all do but die from the bite. Most likely trauma is the cause in a virgin or something like that. Blood is the currency of the soul according to Integra's father. Would the virgin’s soul be less ‘diseased’ or more valuable than others no longer a virgin. Maybe the soul becomes a form unable to transform and the age of the vampire affects the shape their ghouls are in.

Virginity is also high in Japan with some in their 30's. Perhaps Hirano uses it just partially because of his society. Being gay is still not widely accepted. Opposite sexes can change a person gives a heterosexual concept only. Perhaps it’s Hirano way, through Allycard/girlycard to show a more open mind. We must remember the manga started something like twenty years ago.

(fact check:September 1998 in Japan and December 2003)

Now this is just an example of how virginity is not so important. In ancient Egypt a woman was called a priest too. And being a virgin wasn’t part of it. Your dedication to maintaining the temple and celebrating. They didn't stay year round but some only on important dates. They were sacred clergymen. Perhaps breaking your vows would constitute impure. Priest's of Aussir (Osiris) would take the vows of not eating fish as he had a tie to the fish of the Nile.

In Bram Stoker’s Dracula/ vampire lore an exchange/ritual of the vampire's blood after being bitten. Eastern Europeans believe anyone could become a vampire and sex/ virginity isn't a concern. Anyone can become a strigoi and visit your family to dine on them. Some stories tell of a husband returning to his wife and they are the ones that create Dhampirs/Dhampirca.

Not taking the blood of a vampire after a bite would just prevent turning for the most part. This is a gray spot. Lucy, not sure, wasn’t given the blood ritual but became a vampire for a short time.

A ghoul is usually aimed at a person whose body is a vampire but their minds are insane. They act like violent, witless monsters. They don't even listen to their Vampire Sire. They are just violent killing machines minus the driver.\ but still a vampire. The first Blade movie is an example of this. Something didn’t go well and the male doctor was left in a hole to die as he was uncontrollable.

It could be possible the virgin aspect is a vampire weakness of Alucard’s. He is mostly unaffected by other weaknesses so not being able to make vampires right and left would help. As I say, Vampire King made the rules just for breaking them and being an exception. Well not entirely as some things even Alucard doesn’t know about vampires. He did get an instruction manual on what a vampire ultimately does.

So now when he's Allycard does he now only bite virgin men?

It's all about sexuality. Trans genders don't fit the mold and they shouldn't have to either. When I write I explain the vampire sounds they produce: female-coo,male purr and trans etc can produce both of them.

Now to your first question: Do you think this may have effect on Alucard when it comes to his s/o?

Yes and especially not wanting to become a vampire. He is in a dilemma as he wants and desires the s/o but won't force the love or want, if they don't want changed. Personality would also be a factor. Those that don’t like to play rough sexually are more likely not to attract the predator side to bite without thinking.

Then the whole no longer virgin becomes a ghoul is enough of a chastity belt to bite with teeth. I go by the fact he can drag a fang or open a wound with a fingernail and the person won’t change. Something to do with the bite that is like a neuro toxin is released directly injected into the bloodstream.

The Second Question:Would he be reluctant and abstain or find other ways for pleasure?

There are many other sexual pleasure and fun. Getting oral sex, fingers and other such things. A ‘woman’ can get an orgasm from breasts being super sensitive. But in the end there is the chance of hot and heavy then the woman is no longer a virgin as the definition is to have had sexual intercourse. So now a term is created called Technically virgin. Any and everything goes but no vaginal sex. Which now raises the question further with Alucard and the technically virgin. By toy, tongue or fingers is als penetrating…

I have no answer to theological questions with religion and virginity. History used being a virgin as a way to make sure the baby was the husband’s. So a religious question still discussed to this date.

Third Question: Or would the sadist in him want to corrupt his innocent lover as a way to bind them to that servitude of flesh that they belong only to him.

Being a sadomasochist, it will come out. General views on vampires are corrupting the victim. Taking them to the darkest recesses physically by becoming a natural carnivore that requires a form of cannibalism. Humans lose their humanity as they become cruel and do cruel things without consciousness. This is why Seras is so special in many ways but she wishes to keep some of her human traits or actions.

Stoker used the weird sisters to sexually comfortable, aggression and liberated versus Victorian wom3n.

The Weird Sisters

The sisters represent what the Victorian ideal stipulates women should not be—voluptuous and sexually aggressive—thus making their beauty both a promise of sexual fulfillment and a curse.

Just by psychology, if the person is bold, confident then he will be more influenced to play who's on top in the imaginary battle to be on top.

I refer to Alucard as a cat since he is enhanced like a supernatural big cat. So therefore certain actions in general and especially in a sexual situation could trigger the predator instinct and a swift bite, most likely to the neck.

As for the slave of the flesh…I can see this happening. His history of being Vlad the Impaler did show a side of cruel means to an end. Nothing like killing women and children on Easter Sunday because they are nobles that didn’t support continually. The men were sent to do slave labor creating Poenari Forteress.

As for claiming his, that will happen no matter what. He will find a way to mark the s/o just not by a bite mark on the inner thigh. Perhaps a scar done with his sharp nails. I have it in my universe that vampire men have trace amounts of blood in their semen. So human men sense something displeasing about the s/o that will chase them away subconsciously.

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Alucard and s/o playing hide and seek and he's not allowed to use heightened senses. He eventually finds them hiding inside his coffin. How would he react? 💓

How Did You get in there?

•🥀Oh that is cute. He would love it!

•🍷Not sure how you got him to not cheat but then again you asked him. It would be a great chase as before he was Vampire King… Vlad persona might make an appearance to help remind him not to cheat as a vampire.

•⚰️He would be amazed you got in his coffin with such a heavy lid and he didn't hear you doing it.

•🫀His black dead heart might even beat for a moment. It is a completely sweet and innocent game children play and asked to play it with you…

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First Impressions scenario...

•Soft footfalls from well made boots reaches your ears you think...or is it your mind playing tricks on you?

•A tall dark shadow appears in the dim light followed by crimson fabric rustling.

•A pale face comes into view, a curtain of ebony locks cascading and blowing across the tall stranger’s face.

Who wears sunglasses at night?

•The handsome stranger wrapped in red tips his head to look at you more clearly...

"What do we have here..?" He chuckles darkly.

What do you do now?