I Hope You Die In A Fire You Pos Terf Ass Mf

I hope you die in a fire you pos terf ass mf

ARE Y'ALL FUCKING TRACKING ME DOWN?!

Me: I think trans men experience bigotry for being trans men.

Y'all somehow: TERF! TERF! PEDO AND TERF!

I adore the "Merlin doesn't realize Arthur's counting him because he doesn't understand nobles" fics however I would love to see a reverse on this.

Arthur is so used to courtship being about expensive gifts and grand gestures amongst the nobles that he has no idea Merlin's been courting him in the more simple way people do in Ealdor. Things like cooking for your intended, handmade gifts, helping them with tasks around the village, and using a split coin as a proposal instead of a ring. By the time Arthur realises anything Merlin already considers them married

"who's this?" "it's the fucking king of England, that's who it is. Now open up, I'm drenched and I'm cold" answered a voice from the outside. "really funny sir. And original, I haven't heard this one since… Oh I'm sorry your highness"

I love that very niche dynamic of a royal and their extremely powerful protector/guard. Specifically when the royal is learning about normal human interaction and the guard is gradually falling in love with this moron.

Key indicators of such a dynamic:

*my* King/Lord/Prince

*my* Guard

He's a spoilt idiot, but he's my spoilt idiot, fuck off!

You live like this?!

Guard, sighs but performs detailed explanation of basic concepts like money

Royal gifts ridiculously expensive shit and has no idea why the guard reacts the way they do

Guard manhandles royal and they let them.

Banter. Lots. of. banter.

*absolutely appalling everyone constantly*

Is this loosely based on merthur fanfics? YES. I have forgotten the actual media where i read this.

WHY DO I HAVE 5 TESTS IN THE NEXT 2 WEEKS?! I ONLY TAKE 6 SUBJECTS?!

😭

i AM IN PAIN.

so let me get this straight, some transmascs went online and started talking about their experiences with oppression, and in return a bunch of other trans people started calling them 'zippertits', 'cuntboys', and 'theyfabs'

really great community we have here