Me: Do You Like Wildbow?

me: Do you like Wildbow?

worm fandom: He’s OK

me: His early work was a little too big on SpaceBattles for my tastes, but when Twig came out in 2014, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole novel has a bleak, emotionally raw tone, and a new sheen of character development and focus on dynamics that really gives the stakes a big boost. He’s been compared to Brandon Sanderson, but I think Wildbow has a far more bitter, cynical, sense of humour.

worm fandom: Hey tumblr user txttletale?

me: Yes, worm fandom?

worm fandom: Why are there copies of the Pale extra materials all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

me: No, worm fandom.

worm fandom: Is that a rain coat?

me: Yes it is! In 2015, Wildbow released this, Ward, his longest novel. I think his undisputed masterpiece is Amy Dallon, a character so homophobic, most people probably don’t internalize the themes of her arc. But they should, because it’s not just about how lesbians are dangerous sex freaks, it’s also a genuinely impactful narrative statement about the limitations of concepts like redemption and forgiveness when it comes to trauma and healing.

[raises axe above head]

me: Hey r/parahumans!

[i bash the collective worm fandom in the head with the axe. blood splatters over me]

me: TRY STARTING DISCOURSE ABOUT VICTORIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS!

Eidolon/Hero: peak obviously.

eidolon/contessa: this is like putting a bunch of knives in a bag and shaking it really hard.

eidolon/custodian: oughthghhh….

eidolon/alexandria: oh both of you are not normal

eidolon/legend: toxic yaoi but not like that

eidolon/doctor mother: I actually don’t think this is mommy kink. The enlightened mind understands that this is a doctor patient dynamic which is actually more fucked up for them

eidolon/number man: degradation kink

eidolon/exalt: boss-employee one sided hatesex

Eidolon/dispatch: I actually think they could be cute

eidolon/vikare: doomed yaoi

eidolon/string theory: murder is a sex thing

Eidolon/richter: this much concentrated guyfailure could kill a man

eidolon/eden: terrible. I want 500 fics.

eidolon/scion: extremely funny actually.

films dont play for me any more because i made the wizard of the moving picture upset. now i cant watch rocky balboa and i cant watch the incredibles. they sent me an award for the least movies watched because of how decrepit i was to the wizard, who cursed me to never watch a single film again in my life. if i could take it back, i wouldnt, because i hate the wretched wizard. if i saw the wizard i would say "hey, you dope, you forgot this" and i would flip. him. off. i hate the wizard of the moving picture. and you should too.

somebody had probably done this before but

A society where "our family is better than the family we took them from" is a defense against kidnapping. Moreover, being kidnapped a few times is seen as healthy for children to help them develop a well rounded view of the world. Some parents see child raising as a competitive sport where the one who can keep the most children as a sign of high status and that you are clearly winning at parenting.

sometimes you forget to not feed the trolls…

anyways, hey gang. it’s ya girl, skittersdrippygirlcock, back from the dead. minor intro post, still worm fanning, legally admitting i am 16.