Lucy, In A Coffee Shop: Hi! Can I Get A Large Caramel Latte With, Uh, Seven Shots Of Espresso?

Lucy, in a coffee shop: Hi! Can I get a large caramel latte with, uh, seven shots of espresso?

The Skull: Jesus Christ. Just do cocaine.

Okay, but this moment lives in my head rent-free and then pops up occasionally.

I like how contrastingly Joker Out and Käärijä 'promote' (or not) their new song.

About JO's song:

We have only a bit over a week and we don't even know the laNgUagE they will release it.

Besides, the title is also unrevelaed.

We only know the release date. (they'll put it in the vlog?)

About Käärijä's song:

We know the release date.

We heard the whole song, full version, with the original collaboration artist.

We heard it multiple times only by him.

The lyrics is well-known.

Tons of theories circulating around about the MV.

Tons of fanart were made.

The Pope himself gave his blessign on the newlyweds' unborn child.

Käärijä opening his premium children's clothes shop with Tommy in Vantaa and also in Tallinn to promote the song. They name the stores: "It's Crazy, It's Baby."

In the making of the MV Mikke's sight were hardly damaged after he tried to purify his eyes with Holy Water.

Some say they got pregnant listening the song.

Tommy Cash starting a new career as a porn star, as a name of Cummy Tash. He said: "Working with Jere makes my third eye open, and he gave me the courage to pursue my dream."

Lockwood: You're our best asset, Lucy.

Lucy: Is that all I am? Some thing to make you money?

[Later]

George: You should write a book. 'How to Offend Women in Five Words or Less.'

“Omg poor Bojan having to see Jere with Tommy 🥺”

My dudes Bojan is surrounded by four complete manwhores at all times, I assure you he’s doing fine

HORRIBLE HISTORIES (2009-2014) | Series 2, Episode 8