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Scientist: what should I name you?

Fish: well i don't know, you're the bloody scientist here

You know you've fucked up when Boris starts to seem reasonable compared to you and even the ice cream eating old man from the land of guns calls you a mistake.

Emphasis on "trying"

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

Who THE FUCK named the state of Massachusetts?

I still remember the day we got one. It broke after 5 minutes.

Are the straights okay?

Part 2

What? (didn't hear you)

What? (didn't hear you)

What?! (still didn't hear you)

Oh, yeah... (too embarrassed to say 'what' again)

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

There's no way 2022 is starting to come to an end already, I'm still processing 2019

And then I forget them in the back of the fridge for months to rot.

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

If Santa lives in the Arctic circle then explain to me why it says "made in China"?! 🤨

Man proposes to Charles II with a pineapple

like to charge reblog to cast

The Revenge of the Vegans

dark science beyond belief

Couldn't you just... put it in your shoe?

What do you think?

i hate ads and i hate tumblr shoelaces and i hate tumblr merch but i gotta admit. this is a good ad.

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason

Off with the headeth i sayeth!!

When you pspspspspspsps but cat goes to someone else

My crush: I like ur personality :)

Me: thanks I especially made this one up for you based on your personality and what you've told me about your past to reflect on your childhood traumas and be everything you lacked as a child

The eyegasm

Why not :(