The Eyegasm

The eyegasm

Couldn't you just... put it in your shoe?

Scientist: what should I name you?

Fish: well i don't know, you're the bloody scientist here

You know you've fucked up when Boris starts to seem reasonable compared to you and even the ice cream eating old man from the land of guns calls you a mistake.

I still remember the day we got one. It broke after 5 minutes.

My crush: I like ur personality :)

Me: thanks I especially made this one up for you based on your personality and what you've told me about your past to reflect on your childhood traumas and be everything you lacked as a child