Hey, Can Yall Rb This If Its Okay To Send You Messages Asking About Your Ocs, Cause On God I Wanna Interact

Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

The Centaur Playing With Her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau (1885-1915). 

bobby time.

Schadenfreude - D&D Custom Spell

A bit of a joke spell, but a spell nonetheless (should’ve uploaded this on April fools day but whatever) 

1st-level echantment

Casting time: 1 reaction | Range: 40 ft. | Components: V, S | Duration: Instantaneous

You mock the death of an enemy, tormenting its allies. When an enemy that you can see within range falls to 0 hp, you can use a reaction to cast this spell. You laugh outrageously at the now dead creature, finding humor in its death. When you do this, all of the dead creature’s allies within 60 ft. of the dead creature that can see both you and their fallen ally must make a Wisdom saving throw. Affected creatures take 1d6 Psychic damage on a failed save, and half as much on a successful one. This spell does not effect enemies who have an Intelligence score of 7 or less, or creatures that can’t hear.

      Additionally, if an enemy dies, comes back to life, then dies again in the same combat encounter, then you can cast this spell without expending a spell slot.

At higher levels: When you cast this spell using a higher spell slot, the damage increases by 1d6 for each spell slot above 1st.

This is a Bard Spell.

You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED