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Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

Howdy there, could I politely have Jake, Quentin, Steve, and Leon react to a s/o that likes to fuck with the killer? Like, “YO FRANK YOUR PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK.”

Honest to god, me when I finally shift into my DBD DR. Like, my whole goal with be to cause so much chaos in the Entity's realm. No one will be safe from my harassment, no killer or survivor.

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Tags: Cursing, the reader being a little shit, general fluff and goofiness

Starting off Steve is going to be your best friend in the Fog, the second he sees someone fully on board with being a dumb little shit Steve jumps to join in .

It started like this, you were in a trial with the nurse and doing a pretty good job of looping.

however, you got cornered in a dead zone, you started to panic and the nurse blade arched for you.

Without thinking you yell at her while spinning around trying to avoid the hit, "Move, I'm gay!". Why that was the first thing to come to your mind, you have no idea but it seemed to work.

The blade whizzed past your shoulder and you ran away giggling like an idiot, you turn to look over and saw that the nurse was standing there trying to registered what you just yelled at her.

Unbeknownst to the both of you David and Steve were on gen nearby and saw/heard everything, the both of them had to bite their lips not to bust out laughing and notifying the nurse.

They now quote that whenever you are in earshot, you can't help but laugh at the same time, a matter of fact it only encouraged you to fuck around more.

In another trial with Deathslinger you saw him walking towards you and your gen and just stood up staring at him, he raised his gun but when you didn't move but matter of fact stood wide stance he stopped in confusion.

He put his gun down and stared at you for a moment, that's when you raise your finger like a gun and say "bang"

There was a painfully long pause before Deathslinger quick scoped a shot into your chest, it was worth a shot hehehhehe

He did find it amusing and will occasionally chuckle when he remembers it.

The worst/best moment within a trial with Legion, specifically Frank. Dwight was downed and being carried to a hook, you ran forward and Dwight's face lit up thinking you were going to help him.

That's when you stopped and yelled at Frank "Yo, Frank your pullout game is WEAK!!!", everyone stopped, even Frank and Dwight. He didn't turn to you but instead shrugged Dwight off of his shoulder and slowly turned to you, your own heart sinking to the pit of your stomach.

You got tunnelled and camped out of the game, It worth it though.

Another time you were getting face camped by the Pig for other unrelated shit, you were zoning out waiting for the Entity to stab you when you noticed how close she was to you, just staring up at you.

That's when the bright idea of bopping her snoot came to your head, so naturally, that's what you did.

She paused to think about what happened and gently laughed before hitting you on the hook, the other survivors picked up on that though and now everyone tried to boop her snoot

Your personal favourite is with Ghostface, for the most part, you hate him but the two of you had playful banter dynamic.

In the Grim Pantry, you were hiding in the tall reeds as Ghosty walked past, you stuck your leg out and he fell face first.

You watched as time passed in slow motion, Danny fell face first and didn't even get his hands up, slid down in the mud for a solid 30 cm and his legs plopped down behind him.

When Ghost got up to look at you, you wore the smuggest and little shit smile you could have worn.

Now, whenever you get the chance you'll take a handful of dirty and show Danny, "Look, I got you a snack mud man".

He does not appreciate the nickname.

This is my favorite character from homestuck

Love the way she looks so cool. Can't wait to see more.

[ID: a drawing of kanaya maryam on a space background and space sign. she's a fat homestuck troll drawn with green horns and orange scleras. she is wearing a dark shirt with the virgo symbol in green with long sleeves underneath, and a red skirt that reaches her ankles. she's wearing dark flats, and has her hands clapsed at her hip. she's grinning widely. underneath it is a banner that says "please reblop my art, likes do literally nothing to help the artist". /end IDs]

My beloved little scrimbus <3

Also if you haven't watched monkey wrench on YouTube please for the love of God go do. It's got literally everything including giant buff dinosaur lady. It's got goofy music, smooth animation, and I really want more so please go support the creator

today’s the only day you can reblog this 💙

bobby time.

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

Schadenfreude - D&D Custom Spell

A bit of a joke spell, but a spell nonetheless (should’ve uploaded this on April fools day but whatever) 

1st-level echantment

Casting time: 1 reaction | Range: 40 ft. | Components: V, S | Duration: Instantaneous

You mock the death of an enemy, tormenting its allies. When an enemy that you can see within range falls to 0 hp, you can use a reaction to cast this spell. You laugh outrageously at the now dead creature, finding humor in its death. When you do this, all of the dead creature’s allies within 60 ft. of the dead creature that can see both you and their fallen ally must make a Wisdom saving throw. Affected creatures take 1d6 Psychic damage on a failed save, and half as much on a successful one. This spell does not effect enemies who have an Intelligence score of 7 or less, or creatures that can’t hear.

      Additionally, if an enemy dies, comes back to life, then dies again in the same combat encounter, then you can cast this spell without expending a spell slot.

At higher levels: When you cast this spell using a higher spell slot, the damage increases by 1d6 for each spell slot above 1st.

This is a Bard Spell.

You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

I keep forgetting to post this! I wrote out lyrics for a Psychonauts parody of the song Rasputin by Boney M. I started this months ago, wrote the first two verses then got stuck, and finally finished it after being inspired by that incredible AMV that showed up a few days ago.

So uh… here you go! (In the few parts where it indicates a character is speaking, those parts are spoken, not sung, as it is in the song.)

There lived a certain boy In a traveling circus show (He was swift and small And you’d see his goggles glow) His parents looked at him With anger and with fear (But his Nona thought He was such a lovely dear) He could lift up things with only thinking He could light a squirrel on fire Yet there was something that he was missing That his heart desired…

RA RA RAZPUTIN Acrobatic psychic tween He swiped a horse and then he was gone! RA RA RAZPUTIN Toughest brain you’ve ever seen! A psychic camp he’d set his sights on…

He excelled in class at camp And laughed off Bobby Zilch (In the lev ball race He just left him in the ditch) The Psychomaster Ford Taught him nearly every power (Then he found himself Dreaming of a Thorney Tower) When a massive monster child-stealer Grabbed a girl then turned to run He pursued this great aquatic creature His first mission begun

RA RA RAZPUTIN Acrobatic psychic tween He jumped into the lake monster’s head! RA RA RAZPUTIN Toughest brain you’ve ever seen! She took him to the island ahead!

[Oleander:] But when his mental defenses and skills and incredible power became known to more and more people— [Loboto:]—General Oleander’s demands to obtain this child’s brain became louder and louder!

“Up this tower I must go,” Declared this Razputin (But poor Sheegor begged To be safe, he’d have to leave) With Sam the turtle’s help He saved Lili at last (With Loboto knocked Out a window with psi-blast) When the Coach appeared within a brain tank Hoping o’re the world to reign Powder shot at Razputin at point-blank And he lost his brain!

RA RA RAZPUTIN Acrobatic psychic tween He found himself surrounded by meat?! RA RA RAZPUTIN Toughest brain you’ve ever seen! The Coach’s dad he’d have to defeat!

RA RA RAZPUTIN! Acrobatic psychic tween With his own dad, this trauma they fought! RA RA RAZPUTIN Toughest brain you’ve ever seen! Now he’s become a true Psychonaut!

[Ford:] Oh, those Aquatos…

Don’t return ebooks or audiobooks you’ve consumed on Amazon and Audible

Amazon and Audible made it into their policy that you can return ebooks and audiobooks and get a full refund.

They actively promote this, making their book shop into a book lending service, de facto a library you subscribe to. That’s their business plan to encourage subscribtions.

The dirty thing, however, is that Amazon and Audible are making the authors pay for each refunded item. They will detract money, income, royalties, from the authors’ account. They’re not hurting from the refund, the author is.

Look, no-one is saying you’re not allowed to return an item if you’ve read the first 50 pages or listened to the first 45 minutes. Maybe the style is not your thing. Maybe you don’t like the narrator’s voice. Maybe the quality of the writing drops severely after chapter three. Go ahead, if the product is bad, return it.

What I’m talking about is that no one should be able to listen to a ten-hour audiobook or read through nearly an entire novel and still get a refund.

Most of the readers don’t know who’s paying for this business plan. It’s not Amazon and Audible, they’re still keeping your subscription money. It’s the authors.

Spread the word.

No one writes for Sly Cooper. I even offered it when I had time to write and no one asked for it since I'm guessing no one thought anyone wrote for it. Its nice to see from someone else. Can I request something for it? Can I get the cooper gang and Carmelita reacting to meeting a human? Maybe the human will be their s/o in the future or at least good friends? thanks. :)

It can be hard to find fellow fans but never be disheartened! They are out there!

Meeting a human (Sly Cooper)

Sly

The thief has seen a lot of people. A lot of places too, with varying body shapes and fur and feathers and claws and beaks and jaws, but he has never seen a human and he's never seen you. Consider his curiosity piqued.

"Never seen a shaved orangutan before. Or are you a chimp?" Disrespectful as always, Sly is trying to use humor as a coping mechanism here. To him, the closest thing he's seen to a human is anyone with an ape inclination, and neither one of those are missing this much fur.

Teasing aside, Sly is fascinated by their... everything. Everything about them is so...squishy. The most calloused human hand still has more squish to it than scales or fur-covered muscled. It's a strange texture, but he finds himself liking it.

Will do the "kiss the back of the palm" gesture he likes so much, both as a way to show interest and to have an excuse to play with their squishy fingers. They're so different!

Bentley

Whichever human has the misfortune of coming across Bentley, my deepest apologies. Unless this human is particularly well-versed in anatomy, culture, economics, physiology and has a thorough understanding of human history in which case, my deepest apologies to Sly and Murray. They will not know peace for quite some time.

If Sly has seen a lot of people, Bentley has learned and researched about even more. A human, a whole sale new group, is astounding to him. The implications! This has to go into his notes, right away! Ah- if they would be comfortable sharing, of course.

Be prepared for deep, late-night talks comparing world experiences and cultures. Bentley is riddled with questions and just wants to know everything. Plus, it lets him get to know the new person on the team, for strictly professional reasons, Sly.

If they are comfortable with it Bentley could spend several hours just playing with their hair.

Murray

A human? What's that? Why is there hair only on some really specific parts? He saw them bite into a salad earlier which makes sense their teeth look pretty flat but then they also bit into a donut and he could have sworn he saw a sharp tooth or two- somebody tell him what they can eat safely, he doesn't want to accidentally poison the human.

Them being human is interesting and exciting, but Murray's more interested in what they can or can't do rather than what they are, if that makes sense. So they have no claws. Alright, cool - can they reach the top shelf or should he put stuff for them on the same shelf height he keeps stuff for Bentley, what are the rules here?

People forget that Sly is the thief, Bentley is the brains and Murray is the reason they still have a pulse - those two would and have forgotten meals, hydration and worse when their brains get going too hard. When it comes to the new human, as interested as he is in them, he's super fascinated by how they care for themselves.

I'm not saying he is the type who would be thrilled if they let him do their hair but-

Carmelita

Oh this poor human. She's not sure how but this is Sly's fault somehow, she just knows it. Carmelita when she's not dealing with Sly is different from what we typically might think. Yes, she's still a dedicated person, but she is also fiercely kind and caring for others around her. If she can help, she can.

There are a few things about them being human she can't comprehend no matter how many times they explain it to her. Noses. Okay, they come in different sizes and shapes so they should all have different smelling abilities, kind of like how Sly is the one to smell out any traps long before Bentley does. What do you mean "that's not how that works."

Carmelita doesn't interrogate them much on anatomy but she does have interest in their culture and their traditions. They have a Paris in their world too? Fascinating. Art is still a big love for her and if they have an interest in that she is in love.

Carmelita will not admit to finding anyone cute but their ears. They're so... different and feel so odd and they are adorable in a weird kind of way. If their ears wiggle she dies then and there.

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

The Centaur Playing With Her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau (1885-1915). 

Timeless (2016) S1E012 - The Murder of Jesse James 

Bass Reeves, protrayed by Colman Domingo. Rufus Carlin, protrayed by Malcolm Barrett.

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I--i needed this today. Thank you

Some of us have a hard time loving our body the way it is. My suggestion is that on the days you find yourself being overly critical, think about the things your body does for you. I hated my feet, but I started thinking that they are okay for allowing me to walk places, even on days I have a hard time walking. Your belly allows you to eat and digest delicious food. Your thighs make you able to sit for longer periods of time. Your body keeps you alive. That is more than good enough. Think about it again: it allows you to live, to stay here, to make it through everyday. Even though your struggles and illnesses, your body still tries to keep you here, to heal itself, to help you survive and push through. It may not be perfect, but it is trying the best it can to keep you alive so you can make it to the end of each day.

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MoAR

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Not to mention the fact that Mrs. White isn’t qualified to teach. She should be required to take a remedial English course. “I have went”? please. It’s “I have gone”, Mrs. White. 

first, my kid would not sign anything without me seeing it first. 2nd, upon seeing it i would be at the superintendant’s office the next morning. then we would speak to the teacher. black folk gotta nip it in the bud.

As requested, I did some digging and uploaded all the old Sailor Moon Channel gifs I still have. The full selection (and full size, since Tumblr loves eating image quality) can be found on Imgur here:

https://imgur.com/a/4Qqq8h3

Help Me Pay My Medical Bills

Hi, I hate to do this and I hate to beg but I really am desperate. I'm working as hard as I can to pay off my medical bills after trying to commit suicide and if they don't get paid soon they'll either increase into something I REALLY can't afford or i'll have to talk to a debt collector and I really don't want that.

I would really appreciate it if anyone is willing to donate to helping me pay off my 8,000 dollar medical bill. Whether it be through commissions, ko-fi, or my new gofund me that would be wonderful.

Please, I really need the help. Reblogs are appreciated.

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