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Asian F or I Am Unicorn? ↳ (ft. Mike Chang)

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either

Criston Cole hates ONE Woman. Someone who clearly didn't stop when he asked her to (switch the genders and see how fans call it coercion) Someone who clearly had more power over him and is the reason he has his position which can be taken away on a whim. Did he have feelings for her (mostly admiration because she's the reason he has his position)? Yes. But was he expecting to sleep with her? No. He clearly was trying to get away from the situation but Rhaenyra wasn't having it cause she's acting upon her uncle's words: "A marriage is a duty, yes. But that doesn’t stop us from doing what we want. From f***ing who we want"

Was it naive and stupid of him to ask the princess to run away with him partly to assuage his own guilt? Yes. Did the hate cloud his better judgement? Yes. Does it make him a tragic character? Yes. An Incel? Definitely no.

An Incel is a man who forms an irrational hatred for ALL WOMEN for depriving him from having carnal pleasure. Criston, despite being a Kingsguard (Voluntarily Celibate) took the Princess's Maidenhead. He then refuses to continue being Rhaneyra's mistress when he realises that he has been nothing but her "whore" and that he soiled his white cloak for nothing, the guilt he partly tries to assuage when he asks her to elope with him.

The Old King Jahareys castrated a member of his Kingsguard when he found out that the latter broke his vow of celibacy. Viserys, the Pacifist threatened to rip the eyes off of the rumour monger who spread the news of Rhaenyra and Daemon coupling in a brothel. What do you think would happen if the truth got out? Rhaenyra would get a slap on the wrist and moon tea. And what of Criston? Gelding(torture) followed by execution/exile to the wall.

Do y’all ever miss Glee? Like yeah it was a dumpster fire and so bad but at the same time I loved it???