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The lyrics for the songs Jimin wrote in Muse are so interesting when translated correctly 💜😭

Smouldering in fact... there's red hot passion in these lyrics. They would melt uranium..... But they're also sensual.

If JK wanted to tell us he was an adult with SEVEN, Jimin is telling us the same thing but with very different language.

The obvious difference is that SEVEN wasn't written by JK or inspired directly by his own feelings, so there's a performative element to it. Whereas Jiminie's words are so tender and heartfelt, he sounds so authentically in love.

Thank you Colin! He's one of the few reasons I'll visit x/tw these days.

Another golden moment right here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

married couple's honeymoon vlog (2/?) - when you criticized his driving skills and set off a whole argument in the parking lot

So what irreplaceable moments are on that phone, Junkookah?

Have you heard something like personal contacts and importan phone numbers? Messages, things have to memorized and schedules for very next performances he have to do ? Its not always sex tape on his phone he's so panicked about

What a party-pooper you are!

You need to live a little, honey. Sex tapes are much more fun - and worth panicking over - than phone numbers and schedules 😂😂😂

What would life be without memories like these?

I sure hope they have some NSFW footage on their phones... what's the point of life if you don't make a few risky videos you can panic over when you kayak capsizes?

Besides have you noticed the staff around them? Don't you think some of those people might have access to their schedules and song lyrics?

When your new neighbours come over...

I can see it in my head every time I look at this photo

*There's a knock at your door and you open it to see these two...*

JK: "Hello, I'm Jungkook and this is my husband..."

<of course I have to continue now, I can't leave them standing in the doorway... haha>

JM: "Hello, nice to meet you! I'm Jimin. We just moved in next door."

JK: "Yes, we're your new neighbours.... we thought we'd come over to introduce ourselves, and..."

JM: "You want us to stay ? For dinner? Really?

JM: Uh... Jungkookie do you...?"

JK: Can we? Jimin-ah, we haven't even found one bag of snacks in all the boxes and I'm starving.

JM: Ok, sure I guess...

JK: "Yes please I'm so hungry from moving boxes haha! Can I help cook? I can make tteokbokke."

JM: "His tteokbokke is very good, it's why I married him <heeheehee>

JK: That's probably true... Jimin can't cook at all, he used to live on takeout before he met me.

JK: But I like cooking for him because he eats deliciously...

Your new best friends wander into your house and make themselves at home....

Welcome to the rest of your life

What is on your phone Jungkookah? 👀

The way he was panicked about a $2k phone, but gives no fucks about his $1200 Balenciaga sneakers means it's not about the phone.

So what irreplaceable moments are on that phone, Junkookah?

Considering everything the do professionally is recorded from 6 angles by a dozen staff...

...It must be personal content

(Alexa, play my Barry White playlist)

Blonde Jimin... why?

I've been thinking about this question.

Even though Jimin has told us his favourite hair colour is black, i can see why he would want to switch it up. This was his last opportunity to do something wild with his hair before military service after all.

Blonde is pretty pedestrian though

I love blonde on Jimin (but I love anything on Jimin, let's be real) but I'm inclined to say a more vibrant colour might have better suited the theatrical vibe of the MUSE album.

And he did say he liked the pink from BWL

Whatever way you look at it, there were plenty of stylistic choices he could have made for his hair other than blonde.

So why blonde?

A lot of ARMY love Jimin with blonde hair so maybe - a big maybe - it was to please us. So let's get that idea out of the way.

But I doubt it's that, considering he's clearly doing exactly as he pleases these days

🖤Black & White🤍

I personally think it's the black & white theme that he's so obviously chosen for this album.

And its not a coincidence that JK wore black and white (or silver) for a lot of his performances and promos.

The overlap between JM & JK for both style choices and individual clothing items is not news.

And i do think theyre coordinating on these albums.

We ALL think they're coordinating.

Like, there's NO DOUBT they're coordinating.

JK kept his hair black for Golden...

So, blonde hair for Jimin makes perfect sense.

(And it's so pretttttty)