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My answer to every question: why not both? I argue semantics because specificity matters, and I tend to take things literally because my brain is spicy as heck. Also, I can't spell. My job is library. I'm moospen on AO3, if you like fanfic.

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It Would Seem Like Nothing To Anyone Else But THIS MATTERS.

It would seem like nothing to anyone else but THIS MATTERS.

Changing your brand of undies is actually a big deal as far as I'm concerned. Some styles and cuts just fit your booty better than others and, while I am so NOT interested in the status of brands, there's a certain feeling that comes with knowing you've treated yourself - and your butt - to a luxurious experience.

So trading down to a cheaper brand (no judgement, just facts) is an interesting choice. Its not like he can't afford to wear whatever the hell he chooses...

WHY TF WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT JMXCK ???????

Emporium Armani have been sticking to his booty his since 2018. He has never wore any other brand for 6+ years except his off stage convenience store colorful undies.

The ONLY time he wore CK was for 2018 CK denim shoot bts did. Now in 2023, when his bf became ambassador he SWITCHED cuz now he gets free branded undies ????

Also... he wore those lil briefs ā˜»ļø like he mostly does ā˜»ļø when he got into pool his shorts were flowing around but we didn't saw any boxers underneath ā˜»ļø but he was wearing an undie cuz we saw the band ā˜»ļø just saying ā˜»ļø his bf specially orders lil briefs etc for him in size small ā˜»ļø as CK only sents him boxers in his size only ā˜»ļø

1+1=2 I dont make the rules

WHY TF WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT JMXCK ???????
WHY TF WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT JMXCK ???????
WHY TF WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT JMXCK ???????
WHY TF WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT JMXCK ???????
WHY TF WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT JMXCK ???????
WHY TF WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT JMXCK ???????

🤭

Now all Jimin has to do is post this on JK's birthday this year and we'll be good

WHY TF WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT JMXCK ???????

Not but seriously her art keeps coming to life wtf?!

But anon, we can't talk about half naked Jimin wearing CK and not talk about this

Tweet

JK blatantly checking out Jimin lives in my brain rent free 😭😭😭 he did it not once, not twice, but three times! šŸ˜‚ even after all this time

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sidebar: that one time we wondered about those smaller boxers JK folded during his live 🧐

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10 months ago

He's ACTUALLY translucent...

He's crystaline. He glows. You'd feel his aura from across the room, even if you didnt know he was there. You'd feel his energy, like spring.

I can't fathom what it would be like to be within arms reach of Jimin, basking in his radiance. It must be like bathing in a moonbeam.

Sigh

He's ACTUALLY Translucent...
He's ACTUALLY Translucent...
He's ACTUALLY Translucent...

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10 months ago

I FOLLOW MY OWN COMPASS

It's not a coincidence

In both trailers JK ends with "I follow my own compass" and the tattoos on his knuckles

Main trailer:

Teaser:

I FOLLOW MY OWN COMPASS

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10 months ago

i'm wondering how your thesis of "idols will come out when they want" fits into your insane shadow analysis attempting to prove jimin and jungkook fucked in the middle of their travel show (amongst other things)? like do you get joy out or trying to drag someone out of a closet they might not be in? or is it something else? just curious! šŸ˜€

Hey wdcmaxy

Since you have the guts to use your name I'll respond :)

So, you read my thesis?

*Sips whisky*

Cool. And you read my insane shadow analysis too?

Hmmm... do you come here often?

I'm Wondering How Your Thesis Of "idols Will Come Out When They Want" Fits Into Your Insane Shadow Analysis

Let me answer your question then.

I think we both know the shadows analysis isn't really insane - it's based on very basic earth science. Shadows grow longer as the day progresses because of the rotation of the earth on its axis. You sound reasonably literate so i assume you know this already.

I guess your description of my shadow analysis ( I think I'll name my next racehorse 'Shadow Analysis') as insane is an attempt to discredit the idea that a fair bit of time passed while Tae was out of the house? But that was kinda silly on your part. Even children know that shadows change as the day passes.

Nothing insane about it.

He was gone for hours, no debate.

I'm Wondering How Your Thesis Of "idols Will Come Out When They Want" Fits Into Your Insane Shadow Analysis

Now let's move on to the fucking part, and when and how idols choose to come out.

This is actually worth discussing.

As flattered as i am that you think my tiny insignificant blog could be a game changer for anyone, let's be real.

How many people, besides yourself, do you think read my blog?

Serious question.

I'm estimating maybe 100. Double that on a good day. Maybe 300 if i write something REALLY profound which doesn't happen often.

I am way less excited about my impact on the world than you are, because I'm a realist.

BUT if by some strange twist of fate my blog came to the attention of someone whose opinion mattered (I'm not counting you, don't worry) do you think they would take it seriously? Do you REALLY imagine a random tumblr post about shadows could make someone believe that an idol was gay if they didn't already believe it?

Here's a great example of how that wouldn't happen:

You, dear reader.

You're my example.

You came here to tell me I'm speaking shit and that I should pull my head in, correct? My insane shadow analysis hasn't changed your beliefs at all. You're here, throwing a tantrum on my page, because you don't agree with what I'm saying, not because you suddenly believe it.

Or ...

Perhaps you suspect it's true and that scares you. Maybe you can't be absolutely sure I'm wrong and that's why you need to yell at me? Could that be it? Time for a bit of self reflection?

Either way, it's not going to make an iota of difference in the grand scheme of things.

We are all just dust motes floating through time and space, my friend. You dont need to worry so much. The universe is unfolding exactly as intended.

However... There are a couple of things we should agree on:

The fact is that the shadows grew long and therefore, time passed. And Tae was out for several hours. Maybe he went out for a bit of afternoon delight himself? Maybe Jimin and Jungkook played Pokemon Go all afternoon, or prayed, or practiced their English, or braided each other's hair.

Regardless of whether they did or didn't fuck, or how many times, or on what surfaces, the time still passed.

And whether I write my blog or not, people will believe what they believe. And they will be gay or they won't be gay.

And even though I never mentioned anything about them fucking in that post, whether you like it or not Jimin and Jungkook might be fucking right now, as you read this.

One last thing...

Please bear in mind, through all of this, that fucking is not the be all and end all of life. Sure its a lot of fun if you do it right but the notion that it's more meaningful than sharing your innermost thoughts and feelings, or giving someone your time and energy, is bullshit.

You can have a roots-deep love for someone and never even think of fucking them. Or you can meet someone in a public toilet and have at it, and leave without even knowing their name.

Sex does not equal love. Fucking is not that big of a big deal.

Unless...

Unless you're fucking someone the patriarchy doesn't want you to fuck. Then its a major issue.

Hear me out.

The need to control who we fuck is based a patriarchal need to control material wealth.

To control material wealth, the patriarchy needs to control reproduction (so they can be sure their wealth stays with their bloodline, because wealth is built over many generations) and to do THAT they need to control womens' bodies.... and to do that, of course they need to control who women fuck. And who men fuck too!

Do you know what the ACTUAL issue is with men who like dick? They don't automatically buy into the patriarchal way of life. (where's the solidarity, lads?)

Why don't they?

Because lifelong monogamy and marriage and nuclear families don't matter as much when you're not equating love with sex, and sex with reproduction. When your goal isn't to accumulate wealth and pass it down to your children.

Same thing applies to women who love women. They aren't focused on being demure and pleasing the men in power. They aren't focused on making themselves wife material. They will challenge the status quo and maybe even (shock! horror!) decide not to have children. How the heck do you make sure your money and power stays in the family, how do you build an empire, when the women are perfectly happy having sex with each other and don't want to love, honour and obey??

And whose fault is all this?

Its got to be the damned queers, right? They're making people think there might be other ways to share your life with those you care about! That's why its important to squash down gayness whenever you can, right, wdcmaxy?

Look at them destroying the fabric of society!

I'm Wondering How Your Thesis Of "idols Will Come Out When They Want" Fits Into Your Insane Shadow Analysis

If Jimin and Jungkook ARE fucking every chance they get, good for them. I hope they're balls deep and breathless, hitting all those sweet spots for each other having a really good time.

And if they're not fucking, it actually doesn't matter to me because the way they support each other and share their hearts is beautiful. (I do think they are fucking though)

Truthfully, whatever they're doing, as long as they're happy I'm happy.

Can you say the same, wdcmaxy?

Peace.


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10 months ago

"I am Still - Jungkook"

"I Am Still - Jungkook"

The BangtanTV short:

Footage of JK performing, with voice-over: "Others should approve of it, that way I'd feel proud. I strive to be better too. I always say this, but ARMY always fires me up."

And then footage of him in a car.

"I just follow my own compass."

The clip ends with a close up of JK's hand, angled so his ring finger is closest to the camera.

It's pretty difficult not to focus on the JM tattooed on his finger...

"I just follow my own compass."

"I Am Still - Jungkook"

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10 months ago

No one:

Absolutely no one:

JK every 5 seconds: I’m so happy

No One:

Also No one:

Absolutely no one:

JM every 5 seconds: standing next to you šŸŽ¤