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dude.... these 🤨 sunglasses

✅ count that shidd on your finger

🥶jame8t

“Calling in sick today because my panis hurts”

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I’m dying over this screenshot from when I had a boyfriend in high school before I figured out I’m a lesbian

I didn’t bring my switch to work because I decided that I wasn’t gonna play totk on my break and you know what?? Wish I’d brought my switch. I could be building a fucked up little mine cart rn

In a world of dirty food courts, I'm one of the rare FEW who returns my tray to the slot above the trash and cleans up all my trash. SHARE THIS POST if you're attracted to women

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

i am not taking questions at this time

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

I HATE THE ONION

can someone explain why there are a total of 82 ben meredith/alexander j newell (explicit) fanfics on ao3 and why i just did a rusty quill rpf deep dive????

i want a cursed magnus archives au where the characters look exactly like their voice actors

fashion, expect i wear everything when it’s considered out of style yet singlehandedly bring it back to relevancy due to my sheer amount of swag