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“Calling in sick today because my panis hurts”

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

I didn’t bring my switch to work because I decided that I wasn’t gonna play totk on my break and you know what?? Wish I’d brought my switch. I could be building a fucked up little mine cart rn

can someone explain why there are a total of 82 ben meredith/alexander j newell (explicit) fanfics on ao3 and why i just did a rusty quill rpf deep dive????