The Only Thoughts That Have Been Existing In My Brain Recently Are The Slow, Hesitant Kisses That Turn

The only thoughts that have been existing in my brain recently are the slow, hesitant kisses that turn into something fiery and passionate once the two of you realize you don't want to stop.

“i don’t condone violence, but-” well i DO. stop pussyfooting around. if that was my wife, event security would have had to drag me out

𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐠𝐟!𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬

genre: fluff, crack - gn!reader

warnings: swearing, mentions of stabbing once, ikik i use a lot of cursed emojis

requested: can you do please a trish or jolyne girlfriend texts? 🤧🤧💗❤

requests here ˃ᴗ˂

a/n: I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH TRISHJAHDKSH but she’s ma baby 😭 doppio ♡_♡ for the sake of the scenario let’s pretend diavolo and trish have a kinda good kinda healthy relationship :^) ok

Yeah, I'm mentally stable.

*Thinks about nothing but fictional men moaning and cumming all over themselves*

Kink blogs dni - minors dni

emails with “[AO3] Comment on _____” in the subject line give me a better dopamine rush than hard drugs ever will

Toast you get all the "good witch au thoughts" rights....

THEY ARE CONTROLLING MY THOUGHTS, I'M SORRY

THERE'S SOMETHING VERY SPECIFIC ABOUT THIS AU THAT IS HITTING ALL MY PLEASURE SPOTS JXJXDJDISKDKSKFK