Mephistopheles: MC? Have You Realized What You Want To Do In Life?

Mephistopheles: MC? Have you realized what you want to do in life?

Toddler MC: *blinks their eyes*

Raphael: Isn't that too deep to ask to a child?

Mephistopheles: MC is a smart kid. You'll be surprised on what they can say.

Mephistopheles: *his attention back at MC*

Mephistopheles: So, what is it?

Toddler MC: *nods*

Mephistopheles: *smiles* See? *looks proud* Tell Uncle.

Toddler MC: A shicopat!

Mephistopheles: Shico...pat? *confused*

Raphael: *trying to make it sense*

Raphael: Shico... Psycho...

Raphael: ...

Mephistopheles: ...

Mephistopheles: *smiles awkwardly* I don't want to jump to conclusions.

Mephistopheles: MC? What does this shicopat do?

Toddler MC: Stab! *motions it with their hand*

Mephistopheles: ...

Raphael: This child is going places.

Mephistopheles: Quiet.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

imagine MC showing beel pop rocks and hes never had them before and when they start popping in his mouth he gets scared and 🥺🥺🥺

Beel upon eating pop rocks for the first time: MC THE FOOD IS FIGHTING BACK HELP!!!!!

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Azul, answering the phone: Mostro Lounge, how may I help y-

Y/N, on the other end of the line: There is an eel in my tub.

Azul, baffled: Wha-excuse me, what?

Y/N: There is an eel in my tub.

Azul, even more baffled: I don’t…

Y/N, watching as Jade crawls his way into the tub: Oh great, now there’s two eels in my tub.

Azul: …

Jade: *Shoves Floyd aside to make more room*

Floyd: >:0 *Slaps Jade with his tail*

Jade: *Immediately smacks him in return*

Y/N: They’re fighting. Oh my gosh, the eels are fighting.

Azul: I-

Y/N: Come get your slimy ass eels, Azul!!!

Birb wiggle

Mood

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Vet!Yuu:*sleeping*

Leona: *places Cheka on them and leaves*

Cheka: (hungry) *kneads Yuu's side*

Vet!Yuu: *wakes up* What the hell? I don't remember making you. This milk bar is closed.