The One With The Advent Calendar (Day 1)

The one with the Advent Calendar (Day 1)

Summery: You are a true lover of Advent Calendars

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Reader

Warning: 18+ only, please don’t read this if you are a minor, poorly written SMUT

You were sitting on the couch patiently waiting for your boyfriend… well it wasn’t true: your patience was running short, you couldn’t stop shaking your leg trying to find a way to keep your mind busy. It wasn’t that you were nervous, you were actually giddy: you couldn’t wait to see your boyfriend’s reaction.

You weren’t even sure how it came to your attention, you weren’t actually looking for it but while being on the internet carelessly scrolling through page and page of nothing you had seen it and bought it without even thinking about it. And now you couldn’t wait to open it with your boyfriend who was currently taking the longest shower ever.

You groaned totally over with it, you were going to give Henry five more minutes and then you were going to scream murder. He was probably going to make you pay for scaring the hell out of him, but he was going to forgive you in the end, like he always did.

You took a deep breath ready to scream when you heard the shower going off… “Thank god” you huffed. Your boyfriend was a very beautiful man and you loved his cute curly hair but you were going to shave him sooner or later if he didn’t start getting faster at taking his shower… you needed his attention. Now! You laughed at yourself knowing that you would never cut Henry’s hair… you considered it a crime. You didn’t speak to him for a whole day when he did it himself.

“Baby did I hear the doorbell?”- Henry asked as soon as he got out of the bathroom. He was still wearing nothing but a towel on his waist , his hair were still wet and all you could think about was licking the drops of water that was gently running through his chest hairs. You looked at his hair still damped but perfect like always and you agreed with yourself that you could never shave his head. Henry’s hair should be declared patrimony of the world.

“What”- you hadn’t heard a word of what he asked you

“Was there someone at the door? I thought I heard the doorbell while I was in the shower”- he smirked aware of your eyes on him.

“Oh yeah… there was a delivery”- you shrugged unsure if you were ready to share with him what you had bought. You had been giddy until a minute before but now you were starting to panicking a little: he would never judge you but still…

“I didn’t know there was a delivery planned”

“I bought something”- he was looking at you ready to hear more. It wasn’t like you had to tell him, but you were always so happy to show him your purchases -“It’s an Advent Calendar”

He gently rolled his eyes, he really didn’t get your fixation with them, you bought one every year and you were always so thrilled… but you outdid yourself this year

“Didn’t you already buy three of them?”- you had actually bought three calendars but, in your defense, they were very different from one another: one was only make up, the other one was a skincare calendar and the last one had chocolates in it.

“You’re gonna like this one Hennybear”- you smiled at him -“do you wanna share it with me”- you flashed at him your puppy eyes

“Don’t even think about it. I let you put make up on me once already; it’s not gonna happen again baby. I’m sorry”- he shrugged at you. Henry didn’t like saying no to you, but he had to put his feet down sometimes.

You still remembered that day: you were so annoyed during the lockdown, apart from sexy time with Henry, playing with Kal and cooking, there wasn’t much left to do especially when Henry was so taken by his game he almost forgot about you. He had been gaming all day, only saying two words to you during the whole day, so you had started pouting. You had gone to Henry with your pout on and he had been putty in your hands: you had known as soon as he had looked at your big eyes you could have asked him anything and you did. Beside he could whine all he wanted, you knew he had had as much fun as you did that night. And if you had learned something from that night was that your man looked absolutely stunning with a gold highlighter on.

“We both know I could make you do it again, beside…”- you smirked at him while taking the box behind you.

Henry was always astonished at how you could go from sweet little shy girl to vicious minx in merely a second.

“Are you really sure you don’t want to open this one with me”- you asked once again, lightly shaking the calendar.

You saw Henry carefully looking at what you were holding, still doubtful at least until he actually read what was written on the calendar “Naughty &Nice”

He gulped, you always knew how to throw a curve ball at him

“Fuck baby, where did you find it?”

“It wasn’t that difficult. Shall we open the first box?”- you hadn’t even finished talking that he was already opening it. You laughed at his eagerness, he was such a dork. - “Shouldn’t you put some pants on first”- you couldn’t help but make fun of him.

“I’m not gonna need any pants if this goes how I’m hoping it will”- he smirked at you while removing the cellophane. - “So can I have to honors”- he rubbed his hands together

“Sure”- you couldn’t have taken this away from him even you had wanted to

Henry opened the box with the number 1 on it and took what was in it, he didn’t even give you the time to see it that he was already smirking at you while caging you in his arm

“We’re gonna have fun”- he said while caressing your butt with one hand, while the other one hold the mysterious object behind his back

“What is it”- you asked once it was clear he wasn’t going to show it to you

“It’s a surprise”

“Oh come on”- you said- “ come on tell me, I was the one who bought it, this is so unfair”- you huffed at him.

“Take off your clothes, get on the bed and wait for me there with your eyes closed”- you looked at him like he betrayed you, but you knew he wasn’t going to budge on this one. He always liked to take control when your pleasure was involved.

“Fine”- you huffed in the end -“but you better make it worth it”- you screamed from the stares that went to your bedroom floor

“When don’t I”-he screamed at your back

You had been waiting for a couple of minutes when you heard him entering the bedroom, it was clear he was as eager as you because usually he made you wait a lot longer . Apparently he was feeling kind today

You heard him moving around the bedroom but you weren’t sure if he was teasing you, trying to make you open your eyes or if he was actually looking for something. You waited with your eyes closed like he asked anyway, knowing it was going to be worth it

You felt the bed bent a little under Henry’s weight and you could suddenly feel his presence over you. He bit your lips, while gently caressing your thigh with his fingers and you couldn’t help but moan, you loved when he used his fingers on you in any way… wait… those weren’t his fingers

You hadn’t had enough time to actually processed that thought that you heard a buzzing; you were about to ask Henry about it when you felt something vibrate against your clit.

And suddenly you remember the mysterious object of the advent calendar; you wanted to say something… anything, but all you could think about was the feeling of the vibrator against your clit. Henry was feeling merciless it seemed, since he wasn’t giving you even a second to catch your breath, he just kept stimulating you again and again and again.

“Baby”- you tried calling for him. He wasn’t talking and you mentally cursed him… what a bastard , he knew you needed to see him or hear him to come and not only did he tell you to wait for him with your eyes closed, but he also wasn’t talking to you.

You could only feel him lightly against your body: his hairy legs against your smooth one, his breath on your forehead, his hard cock softly rubbing against your hip. But you needed more: you were almost there but you needed more of him.

You opened your eyes and as soon as your eyes met his ocean ones with that splash of brown you came.

“Fuck”- you tried to say -“You’re so mean, why weren’t you talking to me? You know I need you to come”

He still chose not to answer you.

He positioned himself over you and he entered you in a slow motion. You wanted to say something but you were overwhelmed. You had just come and you were feeling on the edge already again just by being full of him. He trusted in and out of you, and you took your hands from the sheets to tag on his curls. He kept trusting and trusting still not talking to you, he only groaned and trusted again and again. You moaned louder as he fucked faster and faster, you were right there once again. You clenched around him and tagged harder on his curls

“Fuck love”- he finally said and if you were more coherent you would be smirking at him victorious right now.

“Come baby, come”- you said… well you asked him and with a last trust he did

Once he made sure you had come once again too, he lied down next to you while trying to catch his breath.

“So are you going to say I’m right now?”- you jokingly asked him while caressing his pecs

“About what?”- he was caressing your naked back sending shivers all over your body.

“About Advent calendars”

“You’re always right love”- you smirked at his answer

“Good boy”- you couldn’t help but gasp when he took you by your waist to tickle you

You couldn’t wait to know what was going to be in the second box of the advent calendar

I would like to be able to post a one shot every day for this one, but let’s be honest I’m not gonna be able to. Beside I’m not that good at writing smut as you can see form this post

But I’ll try at least to update what could be in each box every day.

English is not my first language so I’m sorry if there are any mistakes

Feedback is always welcome and appreciated ❤️

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Masterlist

The one with thirsty tweets

Summery: You are Henry Cavill’s costar in the Witcher and you read thirst tweets to each other

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Reader

This is my first Henry Cavill’s fanfic so please don’t hate me if it’s a mess. Also English it’s not my first language so there are going to be some mistake for sure. I’m sorry

For those who are waiting for the next part of “THEN I MET YOU”, I promise that’s the next story I’ll update. I just had this in mind for days and I had to write this first. Sorry, but it’s coming I promise.

You weren’t sure you were ready for this, you knew what kind of tweets people wrote about Henry so being there with him while those tweets were read out loud... MAN! It was going to be difficult.

Henry was sitting beside you, laughing and talking with the organizer while you were trying to handle your anxiety. You were fairly new in the industry; the Witcher was your first important job so that meant all this attentions you were receiving were also new. And even if you felt blessed for the opportunity and the love most people showed you, you had anxiety and that didn’t help. Let’s be honest here: ANXIETY IS A BITCH.

Henry looked at you smiling reassuringly before starting to talk again with the operators. You knew he was trying to keep the attentions away from you while you settled. He knew about your anxiety and he knew sometime you needed to take the time to control it.

You and he got really close while shooting and you had told him about your anxiety. It had been weird being so open with someone about your problem: you didn’t like talking about it because people usually didn’t understand and thought you were making it up or they looked at you with pity. He didn’t, of course he didn’t. As if he needed another reason to be perfect

Fuck, you hated the guy... why did he have to be so perfect? It wasn’t fair, really. Now you were in love with him and, let’s be honest, you were NOT his type. You were ok at the most, he was handsome and so kind... so unfair!

“Can we start?”- the operator asked stopping your train of thoughts

Henry looked at you again waiting for you answer

“Yeah, so are we reading each other’s tweet or we read our own?”- you asked not knowing what would be best

“You can choose but it would be funnier if you read each other’s”-

“Each other’s it is then”- decided Henry - “you ready”

You smiled at him while nodding

“Breath”- he whispered to you while squishing your shoulder

Damn! You loved him, he was alsways so attentive to other’s needs.

The operator showed you he was going to stat rolling so you took a breath and smiled

“Hello guys this is Henry Cavill”- Henry started

“And this is Y/n Y/Sn and we’re here to read thirsty tweets.” - you waved looking at the camera. You felt so weird

“So I have here Y/n’s tweets and she has mine... you wanna start love?”- he asked

Why did he have to call you love now? You knew it didn’t mean anything but you still blushed every time he did it

“Yeah sure”- you cleared your throat. You started to read the first one and you cackled a little

“Do you get called Daddy a lot?”

Henry snorted while raising an eyebrow “on the internet... sure”- he was ready to start reading your tweet but you couldn’t helped yourself

“Don’t lie”- you smirked at Henry- “We call him daddy constantly on set”- you said looking at the camera

Henry looked at you like you had grown a second head before laughing

“You’re a piece of work, Y/n”- he smiled at you

“Come on daddy - you emphasize daddy for him- they deserve to know the truth”

“Stop it!”- he demanded. Damn if he wasn’t sexy right now

“Ok daddy, sorry”- you laughed trying to tone down the tension. You knew he wasn’t mad but that tone... your own joke had backfired, you would be dreaming about that tone of voice tonight for sure.

“You knows they’re gonna make a gif of you calling me daddy right? Anyway let’s read one of yours:

“Ok But Y/n where have you been all my life? Seriously where?! You’re like my soulmate. I’m sure”

“Oh my god this is nice. Can I like.. take this home with me?”- you smiled. -“Now let’s get back to Henry:

“I would lick milkshake off Henry Cavill’s abs every day.”

“Thank you, probably not the most hygienic thing but ok”- Henry answered

You snorted and he smirked at you

“What?”- he asked

“You would be so sweet”- you shrugged smirking and making him laugh

“Be careful that it’s your turn now”- he said before drawing “here we go... hmmm”-

“y/n’s boobs are like my favorite things in the world. Like really... REALLY! Why haven’t we seen them in the show?”

“Oh my god”- you laughed -“thank you, I’m pretty proud of my boobs”- you joked before turning towards Henry... wait was he looking at your breast?

“Hens”- you called him

“Yeah?”- he cleared his throat

“Are you’re ready for your next tweets?”

“Sure, hit me with all you got”- he joked

“Oh this has my name on it too:

“I’m pretty sure kissing Henry Cavill would be amazing, like he’s the perfect kisser gentle but passionate at the same time. Y/n please we need confirmation”

“I mean I’m not sure I’m the most qualified person to answered this but yeah, really good kisser. Would recommend to a friend”- you smirked at him

“Is she a good kisser too? Would you recommend her to a friend Henry?”- asked one of the operetors behind the cameras

“That friend should probably step over my dead body before getting to kiss her”- he answered and you looked at him strangely. What was that supposed to mean?

“Oh it’s my turn reading right?”- asked Henry “ok let’s see:

“Y/n is so hot and nice... I’m gay for her”

“Oh that nice. Thank you hun, ok let’s go back to Henry

“Henry Cavill could choke me with his dick and I would be happy”

“You guys are really something you know. Thank you I guess. Do you say thank you for this?”- he sincerely asked

You couldn’t stop laughing

“Ok so that the last one each. Let’s see

“Y/n makes me horny. That’s it! That’s the tweet!”

“And let me tell you that’s a good tweet”- you said - “ok let’s read the last one for Henry too. Let’s hope it’s good... oh my god” - you almost choked

“So I was watching the Witcher and there is Henry Cavill half naked on the bed, with the bedsheets covering only his crotch area and all I could think about was that I wanna ride his thighs so badly”

You looked at Henry waiting for his answer

“Well I think, on that note, we can end this. These were our thirst tweets. Thank you for watching”- he said

“Bye guys”- you smiled

You and Henry were in the elevator in silence.

“I’m sorry if I joked about he daddy thing.”- you said even though you knew he wasn’t mad. You just wanted to break the silence

“Nah it’s ok. It was funny watching you behave like a brat”- he smirked

“Uhhh daddy don’t be mean”- you joked but his eyes darkened

You took a deep breath not sure what was happening, so you decided to break the tension again

“Kinda bummed you wouldn’t recommend me to a friend though”-

“Those weren’t my words sweetheart”- he said turning towards you, he put his arms over your head caging you between his body and the wall of the elevator.

“Henry...” - you were out of breath without knowing why - “what are you doing?”

“Do you know how crazy you make me? How difficult was to kiss you on set and knowing it wasn’t real? How hard it was reading all those tweets about you and pretend they didn’t faze me?”- he said while putting his forehead against yours

“Hen”- what the hell was happening? Did you fall asleep without noticing

“It’s just me? You can tell me, you know I won’t get mad”

“What?” - you were kinda speechless. Your head and your mouth weren’t communicating anymore apparently

“Love could you tell something more than what”- he said calmly

“I love you”- you blurted out. Ok that’s not what you wanted to say. It was true of course but still

Henry smiled and he was even more beautiful

“That’s better than what. I love you too love and now let’s talk about your face when you read about riding my thighs”- he smirked

You choked... again...

“You’re a menace” - your laugh was stopped by his lips.

The kiss on set had nothing on this one. Damn if he wasn’t a good kisser

You put your hand around his neck, caressing his hair while kissing him back.

You two were so taken by each other you didn’t hear the elevator doors opening until someone coughing brought you back to the present.

You two smiled at each other, got out of the elevator and went towards Henry’s room.

“Could you believe we have to thank buzzfeed and other people’s thirst tweets for getting us together”- Henry said

You laughed.

Feedback is always welcome; if you find mistakes please tell me I would like to improve my English and my writing.

N.B. The GIFs aren’t mine

We got a new meme format

Here is the original by @/Ravenclaw_Rose1 on twitter:

This little bean 😍😍

“I’ve actually had people telling me that I need to smile because they think my resting face is like ‘I wanna kill you’ face.”

The one with “Spill your Guts”

Summery: Henry is a guest on The Late Late Show with James Corden and let something slipped out

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Reader

Henry was actually rethinking the whole thing: everything smelled awful and he couldn’t help but gag. It was going to be a long night.

James Corden, sat in front of him, and was already laughing

“Welcome back everyone, I’m James Corden and I’m here with Henry Cavill and we are going to play one of our favorite games “Spill your Guts or Fill your Guts”. Are you ready Henry”- James asked

“I really really am not. I’m thinking about running away”- he laughed

“It’s too late for that; but let’s get back to our game. So here is how it works I will ask a question, you can either choose to answer the question or eat the food I pick. Let’s have a look at the food here: hot sauce, salmon ice cream, we’ve got cow tongue, a thousand years old egg, pig blood curd and our old time favorite the bull penis”- James said laughing - “so do you wanna start, or should I ask first?”

“I can start, so I have to decide what to give you right?”- Henry asked - “ok, let’s see I’d like to give you the cow’s tongue.”- he took the card with the questions and slightly smiled -“oh man, this gonna be a tough one to answer to”

“Really”- Corden asked

“James which product that you’ve been paid heavily to endorse do you not use?”

The question was soon followed by the public clapping their hands, it was clear they couldn’t wait for the answer

“I told you it was gonna be a tough one”- Henry said -“ ok chase bank, curry coffe or Apple Music”

James took a deep breath

“Ok chase bank, curry coffe and Apple Music which of those products I don’t use”- he repeated while thinking. It was clear he was having trouble choosing what to do - “ok… well…”- he added while taking the cow’s tongue -“ I think I’m gonna… Yep”- he took a huge bite of the tongue

“Oh my god”- Henry was astonished- “it must taste awful”

“It sure does”- James laughed -“it’s your turn bud, I’m gonna give you the hot sauce. I’m being nice here as you can see. So the question is”- he started laughing -“to the nearest million how much do you make a year”

Everyone in the audience started laughing along with Corden

“Well… cheers”- said Henry before drinking the hot sauce. His eyes were nearly watering… -“it’s good, I’m probably going to have hiccups so don’t mind me. I’m choosing again right… I’m gonna go with some pig blood curd, it looks delicious doesn’t it”- Henry asked the audience laughing once he saw James gagging already

“I wanna remember you it’s gonna be your turn again next…”

“Ok ok the question. Peter rabbit, emoji movie, trolls rank them from worst to best”

“I feel so bad though, because I like all the people that worked on those films but I can’t eat that”- James said after smelling the curd once again

“If you pinch your nose it’ll go down easier I think”- Henry laughed

“Come on. Ok I’m gonna answer it, there is no way I’m gonna eat that. I’ll rank them best to worst, so number one Peter Rabbit, number two trolls, number three emojii movie. There done it”- James answered earning the cheering of the audience -“ Now it’s your turn again Cavill are you ready?”

“Not at all”

“Ok so I’m gonna give you the salmon ice cream and here’s the question: who is the celebrity that has your number that you wish didn’t”- James read the card

“Oh my god this is a terrible game”- Henry laughed -“whose idea was it… I mean after what you put me through today, probably you… I’m kidding, I’m kidding.. well I’m not totally kidding”

James couldn’t stop laughing

“I bet you’re regretting answering my call and accepting my invite, aren’t you”- Corden asked

“I totally am, I don’t know if I’ll ever pick up the phone again”- Henry asked - “Is my answer valid or should I eat the ice cream?”- he asked the audience

EAT, EAT, EAT

Screamed the audience and Henry groaned before taking a spoon and eating a chunk of ice cream

“It tastes awful if you were wondering”- Henry said to the audience - “ok let’s see I’m gonna give you the one thousand years old egg because that smells really awful and I don’t wanna be the one eating it. So James name two of the cameraman that are here right now”

James tried to look around before eating the egg without saying anything

“Good?”- asked Henry

“Tasty”- jokes James -“so now I’m gonna give you some bull penis”

“Well thank you, I haven’t had some penises in a while”- Henry chuckled

“If you had to choose between Gal Gadot and Anya Chalotra, who would you date?”- James asked

“Oh my god”- Henry closed his eyes trying to figure out how to get out of that one

“Well they are both your costar and they’re both beautiful women”

“You’re putting me in a tough spot James, if I answer this question my wife will never let me live it down”- Henry groaned

“Wait what… wife?”- James asked evidently excited about Henry’s word

Silence filled the studio, it was clear everyone was astonished by what just came out. No one wanted to miss not even a word

“Oh damn I wasn’t supposed to say that”

“So let’s put aside the game because you know it’s my show and I can do whatever I want. Henry are you married”- James was confused. He always tried to be informed about his guests and he would have guaranteed Henry wasn’t even in a relationship until a minute ago

“Oh my god, I’m so gonna sleep on the couch tonight. Can’t I just eat the bull penises, it seems more appealing than answering your question right now”- Henry didn’t know how to get out of this one. He knew you would only pretend to be mad about his slipped out but he should have been more careful. You weren’t hiding per se, you were just careful because you knew that every time people knew about his relationships they would always have something to say about them. He just wanted to protect you and you both wanted to protect your privacy and your relationship.

Anyway dwelling on it wasn’t going to help, he had to decide how to answer now.

“Ok ok. Forgive me love”- Henry said looking at the camera before turning towards James Corden once again -“If someone didn’t hear me a couple of minutes before, yes I’m married”

“There are so many questions… can we know with whom, how did you two met, how long have you been married? In other words tell us everything you can”- James said and Henry couldn’t help but chuckled at the man enthusiasm

“Well her name is Y/n, we met on the set of The Tudors actually, she played my mistress in the last season. We lost contact for a while but we met again four years ago and we have been together ever since. We got married last year”- Henry smiled like he always did when he talked about you.

“Well you have heard here first… but Henry you have to eat the bull penis now”- James laughed -“I’m joking I’m joking”- he stopped Henry who had taken the cup ready to eat-“Henry thank you for coming here and for the scoop really”

You were at home on the couch looking your husband outing your relationship on tv.

“Well Kal, look what your dad did… what do you say should we forgive him?”- you asked the pup. He barked, always ready to defend his human

“Ok ok I’ll forgive him, but I’ll make him work for it”- you smiled already planning Henry’s road to forgiveness.

I have a thing for writing about talk show if you hadn’t noticed

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My taglists are so confusing really, so if I forgot someone or I tagged someone who I wasn’t supposed to, please know that I’m sorry and let me know.

English is not my first language so I’m sorry if there are any mistakes

Masterlist

Social media Au- Part 17

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