Title: Who Would Actually Like Watching Real Housewives Shows With You.

Title: Who would actually like watching Real Housewives shows with you.

PART TWO

Pairing/Characters: Toji, Gojo, Oikawa, Nanami, Bokuto, Noya, Tanaka. PART 1.

Warnings: some gossip, mild judging, cursing, NOT PROOF READ,

Anime shows: Haikyuu and Jujutsu Kaisen.

A/N: What up y'all! Hope you all enjoy, this is loosely based off my mother, whenever I would watch reality TV she would complain but then get VERY invested into it. Enjoy!

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TOJI FUSHIGURO:

I just know one day, you're either home sick, or you had the day off.

Toji was out (surprisedly) not on a mission to kill someone, but instead running some errands. Or at least trying to find the strength and patience to do so.

You were watching Real Housewives of New York. Season 2 Episode 10, and currently what was going on was just some over played drama.

Unnecessary drama

But that's why you liked it, watching other's lives and being envious but happy your life wasn't like their own.

"what.. are you watching?"

You jumped, shocked to hear someone else voice other then the ones on the TV.

"uughh watching TV?" You questioned, "how was running errands?" You questioned back, focusing on LuAnn telling Kelly some gossip.

"Terrible. You watch this trash?" He told you, while questioning your choice in shows. Taking a seat next to you, picking you up gently to set you in his lap.

"ITS NOT TRASH! " You hollard back

Earning a look of amusement from Toji

"yes it is," he said back, focusing on his phone he pulled out. Shaking your head, you turned back to the TV.

30 minutes later

"YOURE JOKING! SHE IS SUCH A BITCH, HOW DO THEY NOT SEE SHE IS SO CONTROLLING!?" Toji shouted, point at the TV while you sat on the couch, nodding your head in agreement.

"I KNOW RIGHT, SHE IS JUST AS BAD AS KELLY!" You agreed back, currently on the 3rd season of Real Housewives of NY.

"Damn, and why does she keep throwing around the whole countess thing? Doesn't make her special, and this whole-" Toji ranted on, now full invested.

"wait... Why are you so invested? I thought you said this was trash."

Shooting you a glare, "I don't like this trash, I'm going to the bedroom."

10 minutes later, "hey babe, do you want- YOUR JOKING!!"

"That dress is nNOT your- OMG!"

There toji was, bag of chips in hand, a blanket wrapped around his shoulders covering his head, and Real Housewives of NY playing on the TV.

"ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!" He shouted while you stalked off.

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GOJO SATORU:

DIS BITCH

I just know he loves those, bitchy gossipy shows

BUT

BUT

I don't think he is vocal about it 🗣️

It's a hidden guilty pleasure

So one day, your in the break room at Jujutsu High, minding your business

Waiting for Gojo to be off or out of one of his meetings with the elders.

You decided to put on Real Housewives of New Jersey

You started off on season 1, the last episode

Teresa was going off on someone about lying and started shouted

You were so invested in the juiciness of it all thaat you didn't notice Gojo

Till he spoke

Cuz this shit is so fucking tall but so silent 🔕😶

"I love Real Housewives of New York, but I favor Real Housewives of Potomac instead."

Jumping and scattering your snacks and drink everywhere

Even on you

And of course this sadist gets kick out of it

Laughing full belly laugh

Even taking pictures and sending them to your close relatives and friends

Cuz he a ✨ bitch✨

"Wh..what!? You watch these shows!?"

"Hell yeah I do, why wouldn't I watch it? The juicy gossip, the over the top parties and the back stabbing, back talking or fights!"

In short, the dude just loves the gossip

And all the drama

Plus the humiliation *sadist #1*

Y'all end up (after you get cleaned up) binge watching Real Housewives of New Jersey

Y'all also end up binge watching 90 day fiance as well

He suggested it

Also asked you if you would go that far to marry him

???

"ya know.. met each other after a week, and fly to mar-"

"We've been dating for 2 years, so.... No."

Que his DRAMATIC ASS GASP

"BABY, SUGAR PLUM WHY NOT?!"

"...after two years and still nothing... What makes you think after 90 days I or YOU would?"

Little did you know, there was a ring his grandmother left him.

But don't worry, your words don't bother him.

He knows you love him 💕💕💕😘

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Next will be Oikawa and (my man, the great, ain't no flaws,) Nanami

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Sneaking

Characters: Toji x GNREADER

Anime: Jujutsu Kaisen

Type: Not sure.. small thing

Summary: sneaking up on Toji, though he already knew what you were doing.

Warnings: None.

++++++++++++

Toji is the type to HEAR you trying to sneak up on his ass.

But this little (big) shit, wouldn't let on that he can hear you, paying close attention to how you are trying NOT to giggle.

Avoiding the areas of the floor that creak, and right when you are just close enough to him.

He turns around, fast scaring the living hell out of you. While grabbing you, pulling you in tight before you fall on your ass from the sudden surprise.

While lowly mumbling, "Boo." Laughing at your disappointed face, that has a little pout on on your lip.

You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

Whoopy Cushion

Characters: Nanami x GNREADER x Gojo Satoru

Anime: jujutsu kaisen

Type: short drabble

Warnings: None.

Summary: Gojo liked to play pranks on nanami, though this time. He got you in on it as well.

Xoxox- Have a great night/day.

"What are you doing? Did Gojo put you up too this one, be honest." Nanami asked, arms crossed in front of his chest.

Dropping the whoopie cushion that was in your hand, on to the carpet floor. A defeated sigh escaping your lips, "Yeah, it sounded like a good idea, your expression would have been hilarious."

"Why do you even listen to his poin-" Nanami was cut off by a loud high pitch noise, a noise that sounded just like a fart. His face scrunching up, his lips pulling back in snarl, and eyebrows scrunching up creating wrinkles between them. Sighing heavily, he sat completely down in the chair. His FAVORITE chair to be exact, hearing your loud laughter, he also heard a faint snicker behind him.

"Good idea suggesting his chair," Gojo choked out, " I'll take care of you later, but Gojo," Nanami spoke to you, slowly rising from his chair grabbing the nearest thing next to him. Which just so happened to be a lamp, he turned around, his cursed energy spilling out transferring to the lamp in his hands, lowly mumbling out "Run."

That's how your favorite lamp your mother got you, was broken.

Now Nanami looks underneath ALL the cushions, before sitting down. (Soon the mattress as well, but thats for another time.)

Let's just say, Gojo can't dodge that well while he is crying from laughter, while having the video he secretly recorded playing in his hands.