THINKING ABOUT...

THINKING ABOUT...

MAMMON who would be that one friend who waits on you whenever you are the last one to pack your bags after class ends or when you're suddenly bending down to tie your shoelaces in the hallway.

MAMMON who doesn't let you stay behind whenever you walk with a group of three on a narrow sidewalk. at first you're silently just trailing behind him and his brother who are walking side by side, not wanting to disturb their little conversation. the second oldest notices that you had been way too silent to his liking— not even two seconds in— and he gently pulls you by your arm so you could stand in between him and the other brother.

even if it means that he has to walk on the wet, muddy grass to make space for you. he wants you to feel included.

MAMMON who is always the first one to explain what the others are discussing when you miss some parts of their conversations because you joined in late. he'd whisper all the details in your ear so you can know what they are talking about as well.

MAMMON who accompanies you each time you walk away from the group. going to buy something from the vending machine in the cafeteria? he's coming with you. going outside to take a breather? the demon is already standing next to you to make sure that you are well.

Here is Gu Shanlong or Malleus Draconia from MDZS!Twisted Wonderland AU of mine lol! Comment which of the twisted character to be MDZS zapped next~! Also felt lazy to shade in malleus dark hair color…so he be looking old lmao!

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Everybody say it with me now:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pov u fell off the ropes course while trying to impress your co counselors and passed out (they were totally laughing at u btw)

Imagine if MC was the daughter of the Original Hybrid? how would the meeting between the demonic boyfriend with the son known as the great evil be like?

✨ STUPID HEADCANON ✨

MC gets kidnapped by a cult that worships the brothers, and while the cult leader is monologuing about how MC is going to be sacrificed to the great seven lords of Hell, this poor human is just sitting there like “Damn this is gonna be hella awkward once I summon the brothers during the most dramatic moment”.

Cult Leader: We call upon our seven demonic princes of the Devildom to accept this sacrifice-

MC: Princes? Ugh, I almost forget those bastards are royalty. Though, it does explain why Mammon is always so iffy about doing his own laundry.

Cult Leader: What-

MC: Nononono, don’t mind me, continue on. Sorry for the interruption.

Cult Leader: …ahem. We call upon Belphegor, the Avatar of Sloth.

MC: Pfft, sleepy brat probably isn’t even listening right now.

Cult Leader (getting annoyed): We call upon Beelzebub, the feared Avatar of Gluttony-

MC: Oh, shit, you might not wanna call upon Beel, if he finds out you’re bothering me you all might end up as second breakfast.

Cult Leader: AND WITHOUT FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS. We ask Asmodeus, the Avatar of Lust to-

MC: You’re not even going to give Asmo an extra compliment? At least call him the “divinely beautiful” Avatar of Lust.

Cult Leader: WE SUMMON THE VERY VERY SCARY AVATAR OF WRATH AS WELL.

MC (remembering how the last time they hung out with Satan he started spontaneously weeping because he remembered the sad ending of a book he read): …yeah. Hella scary, that one.

Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Envy, the master strategist, Leviathan!

MC: Master strategist? You know what? I’ll give you that, that one checks out.

Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Greed Mammon-

MC: My first man :D

Mammon: Hell yeah, human! Up top!

The cult: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

MC: Wow, they didn’t even get to Lucifer. How’d you get here so fast, Mam?

Mammon: Oh, I just heard you refer to me as your first man, as ya should, obviously, and I was so happy I decided to pop in and give ya some positive reinforcement. Now where’s my high five?

MC: I’m tied to this alter thing.

Mammon: Oh shit, ya are-