STUPID HEADCANON

✨ STUPID HEADCANON ✨

MC gets kidnapped by a cult that worships the brothers, and while the cult leader is monologuing about how MC is going to be sacrificed to the great seven lords of Hell, this poor human is just sitting there like “Damn this is gonna be hella awkward once I summon the brothers during the most dramatic moment”.

Cult Leader: We call upon our seven demonic princes of the Devildom to accept this sacrifice-

MC: Princes? Ugh, I almost forget those bastards are royalty. Though, it does explain why Mammon is always so iffy about doing his own laundry.

Cult Leader: What-

MC: Nononono, don’t mind me, continue on. Sorry for the interruption.

Cult Leader: …ahem. We call upon Belphegor, the Avatar of Sloth.

MC: Pfft, sleepy brat probably isn’t even listening right now.

Cult Leader (getting annoyed): We call upon Beelzebub, the feared Avatar of Gluttony-

MC: Oh, shit, you might not wanna call upon Beel, if he finds out you’re bothering me you all might end up as second breakfast.

Cult Leader: AND WITHOUT FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS. We ask Asmodeus, the Avatar of Lust to-

MC: You’re not even going to give Asmo an extra compliment? At least call him the “divinely beautiful” Avatar of Lust.

Cult Leader: WE SUMMON THE VERY VERY SCARY AVATAR OF WRATH AS WELL.

MC (remembering how the last time they hung out with Satan he started spontaneously weeping because he remembered the sad ending of a book he read): …yeah. Hella scary, that one.

Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Envy, the master strategist, Leviathan!

MC: Master strategist? You know what? I’ll give you that, that one checks out.

Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Greed Mammon-

MC: My first man :D

Mammon: Hell yeah, human! Up top!

The cult: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

MC: Wow, they didn’t even get to Lucifer. How’d you get here so fast, Mam?

Mammon: Oh, I just heard you refer to me as your first man, as ya should, obviously, and I was so happy I decided to pop in and give ya some positive reinforcement. Now where’s my high five?

MC: I’m tied to this alter thing.

Mammon: Oh shit, ya are-

He dropped a dime on his boy!

I got sucked…into the MDZS!Twisted Wonderland Au lmao!! Here some art of Wang Shizi or Leona Kingscholar as a demonic lion General prince lol. That’s quite a mouthful!

Enjoy and simp if you must lol! Credit me if you use this AU idea..

Tag: @ren-vv

Introducing: Klaus! The Original Hybrid Witcher.

Crossover: The Witcher/The Originals

This fanart inspired by the idea that Klaus was abandoned as a child, because Mikael discovered Esther's betrayal and tried to kill him but the boy was sucked into the Witcher universe in a second, but smaller, orb convention.

The boy was found by a young Gerald and taken to the school of wolves, period before the fall, because of his dormant heritage he was one of the few to survive the mutagens and the fall of Kaer Morhen.

Because of his (witch and werewolf) heritage, Klaus is considered the strongest of the Witchers.

Anjels reading this story…. Anjels : ok google show me pictures of Diavolo as DILF… Anjels: see steamy fanarts of shirtless and bearded Dilf diavolo Oh My Dia 😶😳

Forgetting to log out

Summary: Don't forget to log out your google account, especially if your using your boyfriend's work computer.

Warning: Mild mention of sex.

This is a crack fic for fun :P

Tia forgets to log out her "Google" account on Lucifer's computer in his study. Now Lucifer is seeing through Tia's search history.

At that moment Asmo barge in the study with Mammon right behind him.

"Lucifer! Mammon sold my limited edition make-up-"

"I ain't done nothing!"

"You two. OUT!" Lucifer glare at the two, but his face is flustered.

"What are you doing, big brother~"

"Asmodeus. I'm warning you!" Lucifer was distracted enough that he didn't notice Mammon manage to sneak behind him and see what's in his computer. Now he got all flustered.

"Why are their hot older men in your computer Lucifer!!!" Mammon scream, which peck Asmo's curiosity. He quickly rush to over to his brothers and see what's in the computer.

"Oh~ Lucifer I never though of you as-"

"This isn't mine! Tia use my computer and seem to forget to log out her account. And when I try to search something, all her previous searches pop up"

"Wait! She search a filter website..." Mammon quickly grab the mouse and click on site. It a site where you take a picture of a man and they filter it to make them older. "I have a feeling that she use it with our pics!"

"Oh! Let me try with my pic!!" Asmo push Mammon out of the way and quickly take one of his photo in devilgram and insert it to the filter. After a couple of seconds the filter pic came out. "Oh~ I know that I won't get that old. But I do look gorgeous with a beard"

"Hey! Let's try to do this with the others and send them in the group chat!" Mammon suggest, Lucifer was about argue but Asmo quickly did it and immediately share it to the wrong group chat where Tia is part of the group. Asmo didn't notice it and quickly let go of the computer. suddenly all their phone ping with notification from the other brothers. Even hearing Levi shirking from his room.

"I hope you're proud of this!"

"What the hell was all this DILF version of yourselves are doing in the group chat!!" All three whip their head towards the door of the study where Tia is standing with a piss of expression as she clench on her phone in her hand. "Levi is having a mental breakdown in his room right now!"

"Care to explain this search history, love?"

"It normal! with a couple NSFW fic from my show!"

"Yes, but with this "DILF" filter site you been using" Both Mammon and Asmo hold their laughter at Lucifer saying DILF with a straight face.

Tia was shock before her lips turn into a grin. "Look just because you and your brothers are thousand of years old, that doesn't mean you can satisfy my thirst for hot 30 to 40 year old men."

"Be honest my mouse, you were just curious what I look like with a beard?"

"You got me!" She drop the grin and cheerful smile at Lucifer, she can admit when she got caught lying about something harmless. "I forget to log out again..."

"Again?" Mammon question.

"What? You guys aren't the only who saw my search history. Oscar was horrified that he even perform an exorcism when he saw it last year" Tia shrug it off, before walk down the stair and towards the three demons ignoring the watchful eye of said demons as she nonchalantly lean to the computer and logout her account before turning her head to Lucifer. "I'm not mad you look through my search history especially I have multiple account for specific reason this one if for my self-indulge things"

"Oh~ I though you were doing something naughty" Asmo fake pouts.

"I'm still vanilla Asmo! There are still things scares me." She slowly leans into Lucifer's ears. "Though, I'm not appose to a bit spice"

She leans away, when Lucifer grab her wrist. "Are you by any chance... in a mood?"

"Not after what you and your brothers did! Now I have to go and calm Levi down!" She slowly pry Lucifer's hand off her wrist. And leave the room with a skip and close the door behind her.

Both Mammon and Asmo sense a menacing aura coming off Lucifer. The two quickly back themselves to one of the corner of the room and cower as they hold each other.

"Maaammooon. Asmmooo!"

Note: I made a similar to this fic, but wasn't to happy how it turns out so I redo it and made this with Tia and Lucifer already in a relationship.

And I wanted to do a silly joke of my MC doing a picture filter with the brothers and how they look like if they were looking around 30's or 40's XD

If there’s grammar or spelling error, please let me know and don’t be shy to leave a comment or rebloging with cute tags. I just love to see you guys thoughts on this :3

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