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Lol Mc knew what I was up to

Asmo: Hey MC! What color do you think I should wear?

MC: You know, I've heard from the human world that the color red can make someone look more flattering, and attractive.

*Mammon changing into red in one blink of a sec*

MC: ...

Asmo: Geez Mammon, you're such a try hard, you know?

Mammon: Shaddup!

Mammon: *Running around the house like a madman*

Lucifer: *Catches Mammon* What did you do this time?

Mammon: MC is sick!!

Lucifer: They wh-

Levi: I GOT THE MEDICINE!

Beel: I have the soup!!

Mammon: TAKE IT ALL TO MC, NOOOOWW!!

Here is MC being a menace in the actual game

And Lucifer treating it like the worst sin that has ever been made, when he has locked up his own brother in the attic 😭

*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*

Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?

Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.

Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?

Mc: Glitter.

Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?

Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.

Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~

Satan: Alright lets do it!

Is it just me? Or does anyone else see Lucifer as a "wine mom"? When I first found out that Lucifer enjoys drinking demonus, it instantly reminded me of those moms that drink wine when their children become too much to handle lol.

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Lucifer: This is my collection of demonus. It's precious to me, so you better not touch anything.

MC: ...I know a new nickname for you other than Luci.

Lucifer: What's that?

MC: *Whispers* Wine mom.

Lucifer: What?

MC: WINE MOM!

I can only imaging God finally snapping at Mc..

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God: *Summoning Mc to his throne*

Mc: ...What the fu-

God: Stop it.

Mc: ..Stop what?

God: EVERYTHING!!! STOP EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE DOING!!

So there has been posts about how the demon brothers would think that humans are extremely sensitive. But what about sickness?

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Mc: *Cough cough*

Mammon: Mc is sick!!! I repeat they are sick!

Leviathan: What do we do!? An Otaku is NOT meant for this!!

Lucifer: It was just a cough..

Satan: I have read that humans have made a candy for coughs.

So, lucifer hangs his brothers as punishment? I don't know if it's cannon, but he hangs them upside down.. If humans were put upside down all their blood would go up to their brain, cause ✨gravity✨. So I can only imagine lucifer hanging MC for the first time, and have them pass out like-

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Solomon: *Picks up a phone call from Lucifer* Hello?

Lucifer: Hello, Solomon. Mind telling me what it means if a human passes out?

Solomon: What? Why? What happened?

Lucifer: I hung them from the ceiling, then when I came back they were unresponsive..

Solomon: Did you hang them upside down..?

Lucifer: ..Is that a bad thing?

Solomon: ..I think you should start doing research before doing your punishments..

Me: *Is sad, so goes to read/watch obey me on crack. Hours later I be chuckling, and simping like never before.*

It's the little things

Obey me, fluff, anxiety, comfort, self harm maybe?

When you first came to the Devildom, you might have adjusted quick, but it sure had a few changes in yourself, or maybe even entirely. But not to worry, cause the obey me boys are there for you!

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Diavolo obviously researched a lot, with both Barbatos, and Lucifer. He made sure, that an ordinary human will be able to live there. Whether it is hydration, nutrition, foodration, proteinration. Everything, for the human that will have the most impact on the mission of one day having the three realms together.

Once you actually got there, boy was it was something for you. You didn't know what to do, with school, everyone else, the brothers, or even yourself. You were lost. But, even when Mammon didn't want to, he gave you tours, told you about everyone, and the bros, he was there most of the time. Having quality time together, and getting to know each other more. A distraction that loneliness wouldn't have ever given. He was practically the only one who let you process things slowly, since his brain works the same, and so he gets it all too well.

Still.. even with Mammon's silly shenanigans, they couldn't keep the thoughts, and anxiety from creeping in. Asmodeus having to catch you multiple times, picking at your lips, and skin of your fingers was just torture for him! Realizing that it's just anxiety, and that you don't even mean to do it, he still couldn't rest well knowing you're doing this to yourself! He would then take you to his room, or go over to yours himself with bags and boxes, full of all types of things, nail polish, skin care, makeup, etc. Doing skin care, and pedicures, teaching you all you need to know, for that cute dollface of yours.

Realizing how fragile humans can be, Lucifer had so much to learn. How much water a human needs, he is surprised, so much. How much humans eat, how many times, he is surprised, so little. How much humans sleep, once again, surprised. The average human sleeps more hours a night than he ever could, with responsibility, and his brothers. Nonetheless, he always makes sure you don't pass anything, drink your water, eat your portion of food, and go to sleep!

Beel being the expert in food, he takes you out to eat once in a while, so you can explore the wonders of food in the Devildom. Of course, with you guys getting kicked out once in a while by Beel's endless stomach, you still have fun with him. And he is right, the food in the Devildom proves to be good, with some food being almost identical to human world food, which you especially loved.

Satan knows that the boredom can kill sometimes, so once in a while he sends pile of books to your door.. which take almost an hour to clear out.. Still, it keeps the time flying by when you're alone, and need something to pull you out of the reality, that somehow you ended up in hell.

Luke, Simeon, and Solomon also want in on exploring the Devildom with you. Luke being the aware, untrusting one, Simeon being chill, and laid-back one, and Solomon is of course leading the group. Most of the times in havoc, but you all had a great time together. The perfect Angel-Human quadruplet team.

You see Barbatos often. Following the Demon Lord Prince. Tho, he is invisible most of the time. Even so, he gives advice to you whenever you need it, always responding with a soft warm welcoming smile that puts you at ease. His baking, and tea do the rest of the job for you to enjoy the time there too.

So I'm not sure if it's the same with other pp, but I panic when a NEW problem comes my way, and I technically have a mental breakdown when I don't know what's gonna happen, and the effects the new problem could bring me, which does lead me to overreact. So now I'm just wondering how the brothers would react to an overreacting MC who doesn't know about something, cause they never had dealt with it before (they don't know how to deal with the problem either lmao).

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MC: Thanks for the allergy pill, Mammon.

Mammon: Heh, you always got your first to rely on.

MC: ..! ...uh oh..

The brothers: 👁️👄👁️

Beel: That didn't sound good...

Mammon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UH OH?!

MC: I might've chewed the pill by accident...

Lucifer: *Tries to stay calm* What do you mean you chewed the pill by accident?!

MC: I DON'T KNOW! INSTINCT?!

Levi: Are you feeling ok?!

MC: I DON'T KNOW!! My mouth feels bitter, am I foaming?!

Satan: Someone call Solomon!!

Asmo: I'll do it!!

Mammon: Don't worry! I'll carry you to a hospital!

Belphie: What the fuck are the demons gonna do, bitch?!!

Mammon: I'm trying here, don't start calling your big brother names now!

*The brothers fighting in the background*

MC: *Starts having a mental breakdown*

This scene made me laugh so I decided to post it 🎃

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING, LUCIFER'S BIRTHDAY IS ON PRIDE MONTH (grammar sucks) That can't be a coincidence.

MC: *in a middle of a meal with the 7 brothers thinking lewd thoughts about them*

MC: *Remembers Lucifer can read minds but is a bit unsure*

MC: Look at me in the eye if you can read my mind and know what I was thinking moments ago

*ALL 7 BROTHERS LOOKS AT MC*

IM UPSET MY NIB FOR MY DRAWING PEN BROKE NOW I GOTTA WAIT 2 DAYS TILL A NEW ONE ARRIVES AJDNSKDNE

i had a great drawing idea too :(( for the time being, if anyone wants to suggest me to draw anything yall can request!! i do Hogwarts Legacy and Obey Me mostly but im open to suggestions :))

The votes came in and I delivered hopefully, so here’s obey me brain rot pt. 3

Here are some random and oddly specific Obey me headcanons

(I’m almost done OG obey me and I haven’t touched NB yet so if these are brought up or proven wrong in game please ignore the wrong one)

-Mammon needs glasses and doesn’t know it, he bought prescription sunglasses without realizing they were he bought them because they were more expensive so they must be better and he can see better he doesn’t understand that it’s because he needs glasses

-Satan will occasionally swap Lucifer’s coffee with decaf

-Belphie can actually holds his liquor. He could beat asmo in a drinking contest but never stays awake long enough to actually make it through one not because he’s drunk but because he’s belphie

-Satan has cosplayed with Levi, once as Neko maids and the other was from a magical girl detective series (with a manga and light novel adaptation)

-Beel has a few foods he doesn’t like to eat (other than Solomon’s cooking) he doesn’t like broccoli or asparagus from the human realm he will still eat it but doesn’t particularly like how it tastes

- Lucifer knows satan swaps his normal coffee with decaf he just always can’t tell right away especially when it’s his 3rd all nighter

-Levi on occasion has asked asmo for help finding or applying make up for cosplay

-some of the brothers have very cold hands and some have super warm hands. The brothers with warm hands are Lucifer, satan, Beel, Belphie (also in the warm hand camp is Diavolo and Simeon) the brothers with cold hands are Asmo, Mammon, and Levi (also in the cold hands category is Barbatos and Solomon)

-Mammons belt feather clip is actually feathers that Lucifer dropped when they first fell and his first crows feather.

-Asmo hates almost all mint flavors, but on occasion will be ok with peppermint breath spray

-Belphie HATES dark chocolate

-Solomon wears boxers

-Beel has eaten aquarium rocks thinking it was rock candy

-Barbatos loves chewing mints and ice

-Diavolo bites ice cream but never experienced brain freeze

-Asmo and Mammon love maple syrup in ice coffee

-Levi has two tanks in his room he will soak in one is salt water one is fresh water

-Mammon can do more pull ups than Beel but Beel is overall stronger than Mammon

-Mammons body wash smells like Honey

-Levi showers regularly with soap and uses deodorant he doesn’t want to smell bad he has a very strong sense of smell (however the soap is very cheap ocean spray scented 3 in 1)

-Satan uses Irish spring bar soap

-Mammon tried dying his hair gold but it didn’t stick

-if Satans hair grows too long his hair will start gets black streaks or the ends will turn black so bleach and haircuts

-Luke refuses to let Beel lick the spoon because the first time he let him he ate the spoon

-Asmo loves Rose Wine from the human realm

-Mammon will only drink honey milk tea from the human realm

-Belphie and Beel love marshmallows

-Satan told Mammon and Beel that you should wash cotton candy before eating it they both did, Satan got yelled at by MC

- MC will use salt circles to keep certain things safe from Mammon and Lucifer

Since I feel like sharing my headcanons was insanely fun I’m going to be doing more! So same as before here are some more. sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors I’m having fun

MORE Random And Oddly Specific Obey Me Headcanons

Familiar Edition

All of the brothers familiars are very attached to MC however mammons Crows are the most attached to MC sometimes choosing her side over his side.

I can see MC walking back from RAD noticing a demons really pretty hair pin saying they wish they had that hairpin, later that night a crow is tapping on MCs window with a hair pin as a gift and surprise it’s the exact one she was wanting.

Contrary to popular belief I think Asmodeus familiars would be only animals he sees as beautiful and unfortunately for MCs with Arachnophobia and/or Entomophobia (like myself) most of them are surprisingly (or unsurprising) Scorpions and Spiders like peacock jumping spiders are his personal favorites he finds their colors and eyes so beautiful. And another unfortunate (or fortunate) thing depending on your views of bugs or arachnids is Devildom spiders and scorpions are big like much bigger than ones from the human realm like Australia sizes (if you know you know)

Asmo might try to help MC with any sort of Arachnophobia by showing them some of his most colorful and cutest familiars they all love her so they’ll show off all of their cool patterns or dance, but if Asmodeus senses any once of fear from MC he’ll try to find another way to introduce them to you getting an idea of maybe dressing them up in tiny clothes would work (spoiler it did not)

I know alot of people think that Lucifer’s familiar would be either Cerberus or a peacock like his animal counterpart but I think it’s much more of a he doesn’t have an “official familiar” he tends to help his brothers care of their familiars (he’s a hard working single father of 6 boys)

Satans familiars are cats I will not explain there’s no need to

Beel much like Lucifer no official familiar but he does seem to have a fondness for cows. No Beel hamburgers can’t be familiars unfortunately.

Levi has 3; Henry 1.0, Lotan, and one very timid koi fish he found in the garden pond he thought about having it and Henry 2.0 share a tank but quickly found out putting them in the same tank is asking for trouble. And no Henry 2.0 is not a familiar that’s his best friend not some animal.

Belphie has a familiar surprise! It’s not a cow, it’s not a cat, and it’s not a bat. It’s actually a tortoise he found on his way to RAD one day he thought it was cute keeping pace with his slow sleepy steps and actually bit Lucifer when he first saw him, and then ate part of his uniform as well so for belphie he was in love with the little guy.