This Picture Explains Everything

this picture explains everything

improvised weapon: asmodeus

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

When Anakin finds out who Luke is he will fight for his guardianship against all the Jedi with all his strength, Plo would be his father's competitor

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

Dark Cookies vs ?

Question for Star Wars fans, if the dark side offers cookies then what does the light side offer?

50 MORE Ways To Say “I Love You”

“Of course I waited for you”

“You’re the only thing that matters”

“I’ll always come when you need me to”

Referring to someone as “my [insert name]”

“Please, tell me everything”

“I haven’t felt anything like this before”

“Nothing in your past will ever stop me caring about you and loving you for who you are”

“I wasn’t sure which flavour you wanted so I got all of them”

“You don’t need to pay me back, it’s my pleasure I promise”

*talks about their future* *later talks about the same future but with their partner as a part of it*

“We’ll get through this together, okay?”

“Keep it. It looks better on you”

“Ive been dying to do this with you”

“Don’t say another word- I’m on my way”

“What did the world do to deserve you?”

“You make me happy all the time”

“I’m gonna go take a nap, wanna join?”

“I’m ready to be serious now. I promise”

“I would kill for you- not another person or anything. I’d kill a spider or someone’s hopes and dreams”

“You do be kinda sexy”

“Hmm? Oh sorry- I kinda zoned out while looking at your face . . . what are we talking about?”

“I’ll be with you every step of the way”

“I can’t say no to that face”

“Don’t worry- it’ll be a lot prettier at our wedding”

“IM NOT LEAVING YOU BEHIND!”

“When I get out of here I’m taking you with me”

“When the world does eventually end, there’ll be a little house on top of the horizon. It’ll be small and in shambles and always smell of laundry but it’ll be perfect. That’s where we’ll live- in our little house on the edge of the world”

“Youre family now”

“I will always be your best friend”

“I don’t want this to be a one time thing!”

“You are more than your flaws”

“I’m staying here whether you want me to or not”

“This one’s mine!”

“I’m just waiting it out until later when I can crawl into bed and cuddle you”

“Did I buy this cologne/perfume because you use it and the smell reminds me of you? Yes yes I did”

“You don’t have to waste your day doing this with me” “Nothing is a waste as log as you’re there”

“Ugh your FACE I LOVE IT”

“You’re the [blank] of my dreams”

“We’ll get through this together, okay?”

“The last thing I want to do is hold you back”

“Ask anyone- since I met you, I’ve changed for the better”

“Anyone with eyes can see how beautiful/talented you are”

“You got this”

“Go kick ass you beautiful machine of death”

“I’m here whenever you need me, okay?”

“I’ve never taken anyone here before”

“I want to be in your life, if you’ll let me”

“Ugh our kids are gonna be awesome”

“You’ll always be my kid”

“I really love you”

[part one]

[50 ways to say I hate you]

(Sorry if I repeated some!)

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