Dark Cookies Vs ?

Dark Cookies vs ?

Question for Star Wars fans, if the dark side offers cookies then what does the light side offer?

When Anakin finds out who Luke is he will fight for his guardianship against all the Jedi with all his strength, Plo would be his father's competitor

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

I LOST MY SHIT OVER THIS. DARTH VADER WHOM THEY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO EVADE/FIGHT BACK AGAINST FOR A WHOLE LOT OF PAGES NOW WHO IS TERRIFYING AND WHO LITERALLY LIGHTSABERED A GUY IN HALF AND LEFT THE PIECES SMOKING ON THE GROUND WHO TOOK LIKE TWENTY BLASTER SHOTS TO THE HEAD AND BARELY EVEN BLINKED AND BASICALLY KILLED LEIA AND EVEN WHEN HE GETS HIS ARM CUT OFF HE’S STILL COMING HE JUST CASUALLY PICKS UP HIS LIGHTSABER WITH HIS OTHER HAND AND SWITCHES TO THAT ONE INSTEAD, WHAT THE FUCK HE IS A NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE, WHAT CAN POSSIBLY DEFEAT HIM?? NOT  US, LUKE MUST BE THINKING.  RUN! AND THEN HOW DOES VADER GET DEFEATED?

LITERALLY TRIPS OVER HIS OWN SEVERED ARM AND FALLS DOWN A HOLE WHILE YELLING “NOOOOOO!” LOL, I’M DYING AT ALL OF THIS, I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS THAT IS THE MOST ANAKIN SKYWALKER THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY LIFE

I'm trying to think about what it would be like when it's Malleus' turn, like will he take the punch and still be in love, like a damn Uchiha, or will he just be smart and dodge?

although after the 4th or 5th time the other characters will become aware of this, and it is very likely that Orto will develop some super shield capable of surviving the punch

you know, I wonder what it would be like if Yuu had the skills of Sakura haruno/Sarada Uchiha (naruto), imagine her ending up fighting the Ovebloot like this

It would make Leona laugh a lot if that happens. Can you imagine receiving a cognitive recalibration via a punch from a human without "magic?"

the Mandalorian alphabet is written with music instruments and swords

No, the title is not a shit post, though it reads like one. But before we get into what I mean when Mandalorians use musical instruments in their writing, let me show you something.

This is a modern photo of Cuneiform script. Cuneiform is one of the oldest writing systems, dating back to the 31st century BC. It was created by pressing reed styluses like the one above into clay. The reed stylus creates wedge shaped forms as well as finer strokes or lines. 

The Mandalorian alphabet shares similar features. It uses a lot of wedges as well as distinct strokes that create a simple line. However, there are a lot more downward strokes in the Mandalorian alphabet, and in general, the Mandalorian alphabet is very rectangular in shape. 

What sort of hand motions would require so much vertical movement? Swords.

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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.