One Of These Days Helmeppo Is Definitely Going To Ask Coby To Teach Him How To Tie A Knot.

One of these days Helmeppo is definitely going to ask Coby to teach him how to tie a knot.

Which will definitely lead to them tying the knot.

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WTF

That was like the stupidest thing to do!

I'm talking to YOU, scriptwriters!

Soap became the soal of the game, for God's sake! How could you do this to him?

I'm sooo not sure I would care to check out mw4 or whatever now...

Love this scene.

On the comedy side, Archie is talking about how she imagined Stede being taller, muscly and charismatic, while actually describing Jim she's fallen for. (Yes to taller - even bending over a bowl of soup Jim is taller. Yes to muscly. And yes to charismatic - doing fairytale voices was just the tip of the iceberg)

On the tragedy side, there's Izzy bitterly watching Archie going on about how she thought the guy Ed is pining for would be taller, muscly and charismatic and probably thinking. Yeah. Thought so too.

Ken Rosenberg, a man of many talents

"My wall, my beautiful wall..."

What if Tommy gave Ken cart blanche when it came to the colour of the walls in that new house?

I mean, poor timing of bringing up the issue aside, it didn't really sound like Tommy actually cared, but Ken - Ken got so excited about changing the design. Until Tommy interrupted him, that is.

Just can't help but wonder. What if we got Ken Rosenberg doing his first interior project design thanks to Tommy's permission? What if we got a calmer and more peaceful Ken Rosenberg, what with all the (generally) soothing effect of doing something creative?

What if we got Ken Rosenberg willingly rejecting a position of Tommy's right hand man (still serving as his lawyer, though, ofc) and signing up for a design school instead?

What if we got Ken Rosenberg who got so emotionally involved in interior design that he actually stopped doing drugs just because he'd rather spend extra time and efforts on studying, checking on design guidelines, etc., which requires clear mind? Like, he would still be all fussy, but in a positive and productive way, out of eagerness for creating rather than out of helplessness and anxiety?

Tbh, I'm enthralled by this non-existent and much happier Ken Rosenberg

Hey sebinis/gauntlow fanfiction writers!

Just wanted to share an idea of a fanfic plot with you. I've had it for a while now, and I even started writing, but never finished and apparently never will. Don't know if anybody has come up with it so far? Anyway, feel free to use it in your works if you like😁

OC and Ominis agree not to put Sebastian behind bars, but Ominis has one condition - Sebastian must forget the unforgivables. (Due to Obliviate or another spell like that.) Ominis is just worried that Sebastian, being his impulsive self, might accidentally kill someone else (now that he, well, got a taste for killing) and he would hate to have his only close friend locked up in Azkaban.

Sebastian, being stubborn, overconfident and all, doesn't like the idea in the slightest. A falling out follows, during which Sebastian comes to realise a life without Ominis is duller than a life without the unforgivables will ever be. So he reluctantly agrees.

Ominis uses Obliviate or suchlike on the friend and it turns out that because of some mistake or whatever Sebastian forgot him. Just him.

Ominis gets Sebastian to St Mungo hospital where Sebastian comes around and actually gets flirty with the ~handsome guy from his faculty he hasn't met yet for some stupid reason~.

St Mungo nurses recommend getting Sebastian to the places where he spent a lot of time with Ominis. So naturally, it's Undercroft. And little by little Undercroft makes Sebastian start telling ~a new acquiantance of his~, aka Ominis, how he suddenly remembers this guy he has a crush on, while totally not associating him with Ominis right in front of him. Sebastian, being his usual open self, reveals quite a lot at that, including the moments from the past that now begin to make sense to Ominis.

While Ominis is doing his best trying to show the connection between himself and the guy Sebastian's reminiscing about and not hurt his best friend mentally in the process, he is left feeling frustrated and jealous of himself, or rather a memory of himself in Sebastian's head. OC is sympathetic, ever helpful, of course, but highly amused.

At least, that's the short of it. Hope you guys enjoyed it and will use it😄

Guys, I think we were robbed of a fascinating flight scene where Ghost for the first time realized just what an attractive joke cracking dork he got stuck with