I Recently Found Out Why My Mom Would Never Sleep Around Me When I Was A Kid. Like Shed Never Let Herself

I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 

So Arcane has me dead. So I made this to make myself feel better.

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So Dolores knew Bruno was there the whole time yeah? And she heard him all the time. She DEFINITELY would have heard him during dinners and I’ll be DAMNED if she never slipped anything into that crack for him. A note, some food, SOMETHING.

And I bet sometimes he would mumble responses or comments he wishes he could say at the table and Dolores would say them for him. Ugh. I love them.

I can imagine Pepa just casually saying fuck and so her kids do it too.

(Baby Dolores about to say her first word)

Pepa:LOOK she's gonna say mama

Dolores:m..ma..maaa.mmm..MOTHERFUCKER

(Smiles innocently while Pepa looks at her in pride and the rest of the Madrigals watch in horror)

Felix fainted from happiness

Pepa, talking to Bruno: A guy walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. He shook his head and said ‘I’m so sorry’ when I said yes. What the fuck did you do now?

Exactly I love how everything on this show is so connected

Forget Conner being alive the biggest plot twist of Young Justice Phantoms part 1 is the fact that that screaming bus full of kids bounced around time and space for 10 YEARS

Like just imagine Dinah getting that first phone call once they all got back to their original time.

"Ma'am this is gonna sound crazy but I'm part of a group of people that bounced around time and space for 10 years because my school bus was possessed by a Chaos Lord after his familiar died."

Exactly see Stan even agrees