Well Dont Just Tease It, Share It When Your Done.

Well dont just tease it, share it when your done.

ao3 being down makes a bitch do drastic things to alleviate boredom. It’s me I’m bitches I’m trying to make a batfamily timeline of events that actually is coherent

Multiple at same time!

tag where you're from if you want

I need batfam as Kardashians, please. Like just them being the drama in civilian life. I need them going to the Met Gala and competing over both best and worst dressed, but always getting the theme, because they know how to match a goddamned theme.

I need them being so smart but saying the dumbest shit on tv or online. I need them dating other celebrities and collaborating with charity to do weird and sweet fundraising.

I need Dick showing up to red carpets with Haley in a matching outfit and making Harry Styles look normal.

I need everyone just looking at Cass and just falling in love with her sweet smiles.

I need the internet collectively asking "why Tim why?" when he rocks up to a press event in Balenciaga and Hot Topic and a very well loved skateboard with gucci bags under his eyes.

I need the world just accepting Jason is alive and just not understanding how someone who looks like a badass is just the nerdiest of them all, but also babygirl.

I need Damian repeatedly arrested for stealing exotic pets from other nepobabies and yet no one gets mad at him or stops inviting him to parties.

I need Duke slowly becoming just as crazy as his sibs and starting both a rap career and getting his poetry published.

Most of all I need a Bruce who can not shut up about how much he loves his kids.

The bench I'm sitting on is row by row covered in ACAB that someone has tried to clean off for months. This is the newest ACAB on the bench. I'm the only person who wants to sit on the bench.

How do u think they all reacted to finding out pieces of Tim’s year abroad?

Concept: he tells one person who tells everyone else, but it's like a game of telephone where the story changes over time

Tim, under his breath: ...so yeah, I lost my spleen and blew up the League of Assassins.

Cassandra: *nods*

[later]

Stephanie, gasping: No way! He sold his spleen to the League of Assassins?!?

Cassandra: *nods*

[later]

Stephanie: *whispers to Barbara*

Barbara: Moldy blue cheese in a pasta salad. No wonder he seemed so out of it.

[later]

Barbara: *whispers*

Duke: That doesn't sound like him. I'm gonna ask Jason to see if he knows.

[later]

Duke: Apparently Tim spent a year in a treehouse writing classic rock ballads.

Jason: That's the first time I'm hearing about this.

[later]

Dick: What were you and Duke talking about?

Jason: Nothing much, just how Tim went off the grid to live like a caveman for a year.

Dick: He what now—

[later]

Damian: I overheard you and Todd talking about Drake's alternative lifestyle retreat.

Dick: Well, actually—

Damian: Does Father know?

Dick: I don't think so, but—

Damian: I shall inform him.

[later]

Damian: *whispers*

Bruce: Are you sure?

Damian: My intel is never wrong.

Bruce: *barges into the Batcave*

Bruce: Timothy Jackson Drake, since when did you smoke weed?!

Tim Drake fans this might be useful for some of you!

Do you have a comprehensive Tim Drake reading list, I don't want just a short one I want one that has most everything?

Ah a fellow completionist I'm guessing who want to experience all good and bad. I used this list when I originally read Tim comics it's not mine but it's pretty all inclusive for everything pre-new 52.

Google Docs

Custom Omni Map (Tim Drake)

Sheet1 Robin Volume 1: Origins,Robin Volume 2: Reborn,Robin Volume 3: Prelude to Knightfall,Robin Volume 4: Knightfall,Robin Volume 5: Knig

It's a lot more useful than the chronology guide since it puts everything in order where the chronology guide is like idk where to put young justice read it when you want. Which can be annoying when some issues of young justice should very clearly be read at certain times. I'm not sure if there is a post-new 52 guide but I mean you could easily just ignore all the new 52 Teen Titans stuff cause it's really really bad and this is coming from me who has a much higher tolerance for bad writing than others. Then it's just like the Batman Eternal stuff to the Tynion run of Detective to Young Justice 2019 to his story in Urban Legends are the big things of his now. He's featured in the Zdarsky Batman run and the Dark Crisis: Young Justice mini right now.