I Need Batfam As Kardashians, Please. Like Just Them Being The Drama In Civilian Life. I Need Them Going

I need batfam as Kardashians, please. Like just them being the drama in civilian life. I need them going to the Met Gala and competing over both best and worst dressed, but always getting the theme, because they know how to match a goddamned theme.

I need them being so smart but saying the dumbest shit on tv or online. I need them dating other celebrities and collaborating with charity to do weird and sweet fundraising.

I need Dick showing up to red carpets with Haley in a matching outfit and making Harry Styles look normal.

I need everyone just looking at Cass and just falling in love with her sweet smiles.

I need the internet collectively asking "why Tim why?" when he rocks up to a press event in Balenciaga and Hot Topic and a very well loved skateboard with gucci bags under his eyes.

I need the world just accepting Jason is alive and just not understanding how someone who looks like a badass is just the nerdiest of them all, but also babygirl.

I need Damian repeatedly arrested for stealing exotic pets from other nepobabies and yet no one gets mad at him or stops inviting him to parties.

I need Duke slowly becoming just as crazy as his sibs and starting both a rap career and getting his poetry published.

Most of all I need a Bruce who can not shut up about how much he loves his kids.

spoiler and batgirl (?)* fancams uploaded onto the citizen app

*users unsure if batgirl exists.. unconfirmed...

inspired by this art <3

Well dont just tease it, share it when your done.

ao3 being down makes a bitch do drastic things to alleviate boredom. It’s me I’m bitches I’m trying to make a batfamily timeline of events that actually is coherent

Sugar Cone, or the cone that tastes like sugared cardboard. Because some brands that make it should just label it 'Carboard cones'.

Ok I’m really curious

i was reading contagion and. helena collection:

How do u think they all reacted to finding out pieces of Tim’s year abroad?

Concept: he tells one person who tells everyone else, but it's like a game of telephone where the story changes over time

Tim, under his breath: ...so yeah, I lost my spleen and blew up the League of Assassins.

Cassandra: *nods*

[later]

Stephanie, gasping: No way! He sold his spleen to the League of Assassins?!?

Cassandra: *nods*

[later]

Stephanie: *whispers to Barbara*

Barbara: Moldy blue cheese in a pasta salad. No wonder he seemed so out of it.

[later]

Barbara: *whispers*

Duke: That doesn't sound like him. I'm gonna ask Jason to see if he knows.

[later]

Duke: Apparently Tim spent a year in a treehouse writing classic rock ballads.

Jason: That's the first time I'm hearing about this.

[later]

Dick: What were you and Duke talking about?

Jason: Nothing much, just how Tim went off the grid to live like a caveman for a year.

Dick: He what now—

[later]

Damian: I overheard you and Todd talking about Drake's alternative lifestyle retreat.

Dick: Well, actually—

Damian: Does Father know?

Dick: I don't think so, but—

Damian: I shall inform him.

[later]

Damian: *whispers*

Bruce: Are you sure?

Damian: My intel is never wrong.

Bruce: *barges into the Batcave*

Bruce: Timothy Jackson Drake, since when did you smoke weed?!