Gotta Love Badass Bae

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I know that the team would never let CD!reader anywhere near a press conference or reporter, but just imagine all the wonderfully weird memes that would come from her somehow answering questions at a press conference

I … don’t know where this came from but it went in the opposite direction and on for TOO LONG. OOPS.

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The press conference was supposed to be a breeze– public relations yada-yada to answer some silly questions. Fans want interaction. The Avengers are closer to movie stars these days than saviors. The line blurs often.

Except, the thing goes sideways when some fucko with pit-stains taps on the mic, looks pointedly at Bucky, and then the word war criminal echoes through the room. The rest of the diatribe fades out into a faint warble.

Steve’s hand is barely slammed on the table before the crowd erupts into shouts and chairs are knocked over with people jumping from their seats. Bucky’s up too, and looking like he doesn’t know if he should follow the jet-stream trajectory of your path or keep his distance.

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Empires

Pairing: Nomad!Steve Rogers X Reader Apocalypse AU

Summary: Humanity is dead. The world has ended and there are few survivors left. But the ones left have been divided into two groups: The Silencers and the Fighters. HYDRA, the new self-proclaimed government is taking over what’s left of the world. There are very few groups of people left to fight them. But they’re there. And they’re fighting.

Warnings: Language, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Angst, Fluff, Violence, Injuries, Love Triangle (Wink wonk)

Word Count: 1.5K

A/n: I have a playlist for this series that I might add to the Masterlist… I hope you guys like this. and if you don’t idc

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The world ended four years ago.

Four years ago, over half the population of the planet was wiped out by what scientists call ‘the snap’.

The snap was bound to happen at some point. But no one ever thought it would happen so soon.

Intense volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, hurricanes and tornados, and earthquakes that would level a city. Acid rains, intense windstorms, and of course, HYDRA.

HYDRA is a group of men and women determined to take control over what’s left of the world. They killed off the politicians that survived the snap, destroyed any evidence of them, and wrote a new rule book that survivors of the snap have to follow. And if you dare not follow the rules? You’ll be killed, or worse. HYDRA’s methods of persuasion are painful at best.

There are those who fight back, though. Small groups of people who’ve acquired weapons of their own and refuse to follow the rules set by HYDRA. People who fight tooth and nail to survive. They refuse to bow and refuse to die.

That’s where you find yourself. More or less.

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I don’t know why I’m so dumb and read angsty fics when they make me nauseous, but congratulations you had me gagging.👏

😭😈😭😈 okay so i have never done this so if i do it wrong i am sorry. Could you do Dialogue prompt #3? With Bucky? Where he insults the reader a lot and he isn't very fond of her being on the Team. And looks for any excuse to berate her ... Pretty please :))

Warnings: degrading, insults, language, Bucky is a piece of work.

Bucky Barnes despised you and you were lucky enough to grind his nerves without even doing anything to get on the wrong side of him to begin with. He's hated you from the moment you stepped through the guarded doors downstairs and wonders if the team was crazy having someone like you on it.

"You're a fucking walking disaster!" He spat at you one day, walking past you for no reason when you were sat on the bench in the gym taking a swig of your water after running for 5 miles on the treadmill.

You did your best to avoid the asshole. He hated you so it made it easier to hate him too.

Missions with Bucky was the worst thing you could ever imagine. You and Bucky were in Russia to infiltrate a Hydra base and a guard shot at you, luckily for your quick instincts and training you had successfully shot the guard dead, no thanks to your partner. "Thanks for the backup, Buck!" You growled. "Oh shit. I'm sorry doll. Watch out there's a guard shooting at you!" He mocked pointing to the already dead soldier on the ground. "Please Y/N I'm not your fucking babysitter, watch your own goddamn back." He stormed off continuing the mission regardless if you were behind him or not. Sometimes you wished a giant wormhole would suck his annoying ass up. That would really make your day.

The insults and mockery never faltered when you arrived home from that russian mission. Bucky used everything he could against you, even stooping as low as using your abandoned family as a way to hurt you, and it did but you never told him yet because he would love that. His insults were said when it was just you two around, because you had often wanted to talk to Steve about Bucky's behaviour, but you had no proof. He was like two different people, alone with you he was really cruel but in front of the team he ignored you.

You were sitting alone on the corner couch eating some candy bars in the common room watching reruns of friends in the background when the man of your nightmares strolled in. He snatched the candy bar from your hand and threw it in the trash. "I was fucking eating that you dumb fuck!" You seethed. "well tough shit, you're already a fat ass you don't need that shit encouraging you." His words stung. But he was too far gone to care about your feelings and you knew he wanted you off the team and was doing everything he could think of to get you off it.

It was a new day and you had decided not to let Bucky get to you, easier said than done. You had to attend a meeting in the debriefing room and your luck wasn't on your side today as you were seated right opposite Bucky. His eyes boring into you.

The meeting was a waste of time, this mission you wasn't needed because they needed a woman who could seduce men and Natasha was first pick for that.

"no offence Y/N but you're not Nat." Steve smiled apologetically.

With your arms crossed unamused, "I have never been so insulted!" You quipped back with a scoff.

Bucky laughed shaking his head, "you don't listen much do you? Good choice though Steve I mean she's definitely nothing like Nat. Natalia is gorgeous and talented and this... This thing just belongs in the trash."

That was the last straw, his abuse was taking its toll on you and you stood up abruptly walking out of the meeting without a word, leaving your files behind and going back to your room. Maybe you should just give him what he wants, he wants you gone right? Well gone you are.

A knock on your door stilled your pacing and you muttered a come in, and you could have keeled over when Bucky walked in looking sorry.

"I'm sor-"

"I quit." You cut him off. He looks surprised and raises his eyebrows.

"that's what you want right? That's why you degrade me, insult me all the time and went a step further and degraded me in front of my friends and my colleagues. I quit."

"Y/N plea-"

"get out of my room Bucky."

"Look please just lis-"

"GET OUT!!!" your chest heaved up and down and so much adrenaline running through your body, you slumped down on the floor in front of your bed with your knees hugging your chest, for the first time wondering what the hell you were going to do with your life.

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Warnings: dark elements (non/dubcon, oral)

This is dark!(king)Steve and explicit. 18+ only.

Summary: King Steven had a wandering eye but you never thought it would fall upon you.

This Chapter: The reader faces the king.

Note: In general on the shorter side of the chapter scale but not the shortest one I’ve posted. I hope you all enjoy it regardless. Hope I have some time tomorrow to work on the next part but we’ll see. <3

<3 Let me know what you think with a like or reblog or reply! Love ya!

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You could see the capital. Lord Barnes had kept the pace pressing. He claimed so that the king had less time to seethe. You suspected it was as much to have his task over with. That’s what you were; a goal. An order given to him by his master.

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Catch Me (Day 7)

Summary: In which a bet leads Bucky to have to catch you every day for a week, no matter what.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 3,633

A/N: I’m sorry for taking so long to update. I had family and school things to attend to but here it is! The final part of Catch Me - I hope you guys enjoy it and thank you to everyone who reblogged/liked/commented on any part of this story. I adore each and every one of you.

@avengerstories​ - thank you for editing this you queen :)

Day 6

“We’re all needed for this mission,” Steve states from the front of the conference room. His lips are set in a straight line and there are no hints of the smile he was wearing only half an hour earlier when the two of you were eating lunch together. It goes to show that something as seemingly insignificant as a ten-minute phone call can change everything.

“What is it this time?”

“Infiltration.” Steve hesitates before adding, “Of a HYDRA base.”

Bucky who, for the first time ever, voluntarily chose to sit next to you for this meeting, clenches his fists under the table.

“Even me?” Bruce questions, stealing your attention away from HYDRA’s former golden boy. He’s fiddling with the sleeves of his sweater and you wish you could offer him some kind of comfort. You know how opposed he is to becoming the big, green monster unless it’s absolutely necessary.

“We’re only going to need your medical expertise for this one Doc.”

“Oh thank god.” Bruce sinks back in his seat and relief floods through you. At least someone is guaranteed to come out of this mission unscathed.

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It’s my personal headcanon that chaoticdumbass!reader pulls a jake peralta when interrogating difficult hydra operatives by playing the guitar and screeching at them. She prefaces it by telling them she’s had two 5 hour energy shots and gives zero fucks as to how long it’s gonna take. The field where she grows her fucks is BARREN.

YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT.

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The metal door crashes open, rattling the steel cage of the room. You spin in—triple axel with no clear trajectory—and barely stick the landing.

Handcuffed to the reinforced table is Someguy Whatshisface. A Hydra waterboy or something.

“Close the door.” The intercom buzzes with Steve’s voice. Two-way glass and all, this guy’s gone through the ringer with Natasha and she got fuck-all. Bucky already pulled out the cyanide capsule embedded in his incisor, so…

Now it’s your turn.

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