I Suddenly Wish I Didn't Have Feelings

i suddenly wish i didn't have feelings

what if feelings are determined by b00b size

nyehehehehehe im gonna get an ao3 invite tomorroww :D prepare for mediocre fanfiction!!

HELL YEAH!!

Aaaaaaaaa im gonna fjcnferj

my chest binders will be here on tuesday (approx) and hopefully ill be getting a kel plush from my dearest and bestest friend in the whole wide world (once they're sure they want to give it to me)

i know its only mortal possessions but my excitement is through the roof im writing this at 12:22 and wide awake i fjenvrvn [EDIT: I wrote this two nights ago..uh..its been in my drafts for some reason. still excited tho :3]

it didn't work. had to contact ao3 support. fml

oh my fucking god why is ao3 being so difficult with me right now

the papyrus and sans fonts arent showing up

the bold/italic shit aint showing up

might as well fuck the formatting while you're at it too!

I JUST WANT TO POST MEDIOCRE FANFICTION AGHHGHGJAGHKAHJGH

my mom says i bit another kid once

remembering my elementary school years like when i was in second grade

it was field day and different grades had different stations

my neurodivergent ass ran around without my grade and spotted a class doing the parachute game so i RAN UNDER IT as this class that i didnt even know watched some chubby kid run under their parachute

i also growled at kids in fifth grade so--

what if determination is actually real but its just adrenaline and we dont know what it actually is because nobody has enough to control the timeline yet