FUCKING OW, AGAIN

FUCKING OW, AGAIN

Someday I will learn to stop touching my eyes after cutting onions.

Today is not that day

I have said this before but Kevin was aiming for a kill.

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

Gonna use this on everyone, no one is safe

I made a PowerPoint to convince my friends to listen to The Magnus Archives

I always like eating mushrooms till it tastes like im eating mushrooms

Me after seeing someone point out that if the characters just acted rationally in a game then everything would have worked out fine (I think about the game 24/7 and the psychology behind it is one of my favorite things)

OMG IT UPDATED EARLY. IT IS TIME

Update: HOLY SHIT, LET GO (But also, john please, I want a vigilante arc)

I think reading the new chapter of UnOrdinary sent me into fight or flight