Imagine If My Mom Saw The Signs Hahaha

imagine if my mom saw the signs hahaha

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH CIRCE

HOT PRETTY GORGEUS LADY WHO CAN KICK MY ASS

HELL YEAH

THIS IS UNFAIR

LIKE

CIRCE

To be specific @gigizetz

LIKE

I WILL COME INSIDE

CAUSE

YES

she can turn me to a ducking roach and I would thank her

and maybe ask her to step on me

Hello

Hi

Epic the musical fandom.

WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING HERMES AND POSIEDON HOT

LIKE

I GET IT

THEY'RE GODS

BUT LIKE

It is unnnecessary for you to make this stressed 1 9-5 job with 4 other part-time jobs God so hot

Same for the fish dude

nobody tell my mom my tumblr I am literally baring my soul out here

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3