I HC That Since Hermes's Mother Is Trapped In Her Cave, And Dionysus' Mother Is Dead, And We All Know

I HC that since Hermes's mother is trapped in her cave, and Dionysus' mother is dead, and we all know how good of a parent Zeus makes, Apollo instead raised his dad's godly bastard children instead under the excuse of "But father, I am merely fulfilling my role as divine protector of children. "

Hermes and Dionysus were like ducklings who followed Apollo around when they were young. Artemis is annoyed because she’s supposed to be Apollo’s closest sibling, but now Hermes and Dionysus are taking all his time

Odysseus, while slaughtering the suitors: You must think that I'm crazy, you wanna replace me? Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

nobody tell my mom my tumblr I am literally baring my soul out here

imagine if my mom saw the signs hahaha

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