Whilst Disguised As Igor, Yaldabaoth Was Super Picky About Managing His Desk. Whenever Ren Wasn't In

Whilst disguised as Igor, Yaldabaoth was super picky about managing his desk. Whenever Ren wasn't in the Velvet Room, he would constantly be moving the stuff on his desk to make sure it was straight. Caroline and Justine thought this was weird.

Does anyone else in the kingdom hearts community think about how whenever the league of villains or Organization XIII look for people with pure hearts, NO ONE goes after Minnie Mouse? I mean, it's something that seems like a no brainer, but no one in universe or in the fandom brings it up. I personally attribute it to to ideas.

1. Queen Minnie has to much darkness in her to be considered a candidate, meaning MINNIE MOUSE CANNONICALLY HAS MORE DARKNESS IN HER THAN KAIRI

2. Minne is so ungodly powerful and full of light that no one, not even Xehanort, wants to fuck with her.

Crackpot analysis about the MoM is future Sora theory...

All of the fortellor's names are based on the deadly sins of the heart.

Ira : wrath, Invi: envy, Ava: greed, Aced:sloth, Gula: gluttony, and Luxu: Lust.

As many have already noticed, the he only one unaccounted for is Pride. Now many suspect that the Master's true name is some form of the word Superbia, the Latin word for pride. But the word pride also means something else. It is the word used for a family of Lions. Now the No Name keybalde's hilt does mostly resemble a goat, but the "flames" behind it also resemble mane, making it look kinda like a lion's head.

Why does this matter you ask? Well after Disney decided that Nomura couldn't use Mickey or Donald as the main character, he decided to make his own original character, Sora, to fill that role instead . One of his earlier design ideas was for Sora to be an anthropomorphic human/animal hybrid. What type of animal...

A Lion.

A conversation that will 100% (not) be in Persona 5 Scramble...

Morgana : Good to have you on the team Sophia

Sophia :Thank you, sir Morgana. Say, since we are all working together, maybe you can help me find my son.

Ann: Wait what?

Ryuji :You're a mom? For real!?

Yusuke : Forgive our surprise, You certainly don't seem like the type.

Futaba: I don't know, some people might be into that.

Makoto: Futaba!

Haru: Of course. We'd be happy to help you Sophie. What's his name.

Sophia : Yaldabaoth.

Everyone : * sweats audibly *

Ren thinking to himself : this complicates things.

Persona headcannon : Nyarlathotep's sense of humor walks a fine line between dad jokes and dead baby jokes.

Sometimes I think a lot about the fact that king Mickey was the only active keyblade wielder around in the light realm between birth by sleep and kh1. Meaning that he was responsible for maintaining the safety of the universe for ten goddamn years. Also, he had no idea that Aqua was in the Realm of Darkness because the last time he saw her, she said she was going to put Ven Somewhere safe and told no one where she was going. So not only is he traveling from world to world for a decade, he is also hopelessly looking for two friends he will never find. Friends he feels like he let down because he couldn't help them.

King mickey is a depressing character sometimes.