Norm's Campaign Has Just Under A WEEK Left! Once The Timer Hits 0, He'll Return To The Void From Whence

Norm's campaign has just under a WEEK left! Once the timer hits 0, he'll return to the void from whence he came!

Makeship

Sgt Norm Allen Plush

"Woah, who's that paper-bagged gunslinger over there?!" Why, it's Sgt Norm Allen, of course! Armed with his trusty revolver, the new Sgt Nor

KAREN, MY WIFE!!!!1!!1

Reblog if you're LGBTQIA+ (Yes Trans people and people on the ace/aro spectrum are also valid, shut up)

oc guy moodboard

Now we have oliver :) next is gonna be karen(MY WIFE I LOVE KAREN SO MUCH)

how to write dave dialogue™️

Drop the ‘g’ in -ing ending verbs

You -> Ya

Jack -> Old Sport

Add gratuitous amounts of slang

Cuss every other word

Shorten words whenever possible

Offer to go to Vegas every so often

Fuckin’ hell yeah, Old Sport. How ‘bout we get springlocked together like a buncha sardines and fuck off to Vegas, ya feel me?