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In wake of reading the new ROTTMNT anniversary comic—

Okay after this cut there’s spoilers—

DON'T BE TRASH

T - Transphobic

R - Racist

A - Ableist

S - Sexist

H - Homophobic

areal attack I LOVE YOU TOOOO 🫵🫵‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥 (LMAO FR)

what if we kissed at the Walmart in the bathroom 🥺 /silly /plat

get over here buddy /sillier /plat

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

girls when they get hozier tickets

not really any memorable context he just said that

narrative foils should always fuck nasty

"Planet zoo is a fun game," I say, gritting my teeth as I try to appease thousands of guests so they stop breaking my stuff because they had to wait a few minutes for their goddamn balloons

I'm thinking about the "Megatron and Optimus fuck on the side during the war" concept because can you imagine someone finding out?

everyone say happy birthday to my stupid fucking crybaby idiot blorbo cross xtale. i love him with all my heart and would kill for him. i also think that he should be mauled

if ben is my tennis boyfriend, then carlos is my tennis husband

my smiley boy😭😭 i know someone who will agree with you… right @yungbludz ?

the one where cheerilee knows

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team europe had to win bc no one would have survived seeing carlos cry again

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this