Oh My Gosh. Please, HS Overlords, Let This Be Canon.

Oh my gosh. Please, HS overlords, let this be canon.

I noticed something interesting?

I’ll be honest. I got into Friendsim because I saw Lanque discourse and I needed to understand it. And then I just kept reading.

But one of the first things I noticed was discourse that Lanque didn’t “look” trans. He didn’t wear a binder or have scars. I want to first point out that not all top surgery results in scars (this is important later I think). Small breasts can be reduced with keyhole surgery, leaving minimal to no scarring.

I also noticed he had nipples. I remembered something that Arquiussprite said. Female trolls have nipples. Or something to that extent. At this point I wasn’t in friendsim and I was talking to a friend. Her response was “well Marvus had a nip-slip in one route” and at first I was like “oh then males have them too, aight.”

But then I saw Mallek. Mallek doesn’t have nipples.

This got me thinking about everything, and I also noticed Marvus had some interesting scars on his chest. Both pectorals, same scar.

I’m not saying Marvus is definitely trans or anything, just that I noticed all of this. The scars are in a strange location, but technically troll top surgery could be different from human surgery in some way? Idk I just think it’s neat.

Hey Anon! I hope you’re doing well! Just sending an ask to say your really sweet and that I support your stuff and you! :)

Hi! I’m genuinely so sorry it took me so long to come back to this. I hope you’re still well after all this time!

Oh hell yes

Danganswap. I’m tired and like sprite edits so here we are.

True though.

@ the people raving that Marvus’ run was bad writing and “a weird kinky fetishy thing” Have you… Have you read homestuck? My dude, Marvus is TAME.

Damn. The fandom has the best theories

Hiveswap Theory: Marvus

Ok.

So.

Marvus Xoloto.

The (in my opinion) most anticipated sim in all of troll call comes out and he’s…

His quirk is distressing to look at, his route was somewhat uncomfortably horny (which translated to me not talking about it with my sister too much to bounce ideas off), his horns are backwards, and regardless of how much it may or may not have contributed to the chaos, there was definitely some level or form of mind control at play.

The more I thought about his quirk, though, specifically the largely phonetic facets and the fact he “clarifies” slang terms with other, equally indecipherable slang terms, the more I realized,

Fuck, who am I to talk; I say shit like “D’ya’ve” and put contractions where they’re not really supposed to be when I’m texting/talking, and I am most certainly guilty of the failure in defining slang terms.

And he’s really hot, cunning, and Above All seems to be genuinely nice.

This Mettaton-posing magnificent bastard is beautiful and infuriating, so ya know what? Fuck it.

♠

But on to the Actual Fucking Theory

I still think Marvus is a Lime-blood.

One of the first things I noticed about him was that this:

struck me as the exact inverse of this:

The idea that comes to mind is some sort of perception manipulation, specifically in regards to attention.

 And the similarities don’t stop there. 

These two know what’s going on. Boldir’s more subtle about it, she appears to know that it’s all a game.

Marvus outright tells us he knows it’s extra-canonical

They both know how timelines work, even if they react to them differently. Boldir accepts it and makes the most of what she can; Marvus fights it even though he knows he can’t win. If you look at these attitudes through the scope of them being Lime-bloods, then the castes they choose to impersonate make sense.

Boldir picked what was practical. She only has two horns and isn’t a psionic, so she couldn’t pretend to be a gold-blood, and on top of that picked the caste that matched her aspect.

Marvus said fuck that. Became a fucking clown. Entered and won “Slam or Get Culled.” Hid in plain sight. Fuck predilection, both fate and so-called “biology.” 

Additionally, if my previous theory has any accuracy and his true sign is in fact Canra, then with his meta knowledge it makes sense that he wouldn’t display the purple equivalent as there is already a Caprira in the game.

Back to comparing Marvus and Boldir, their routes follow the same structure:

First bad route: You just simply decide not to meet them at all.

Good route: You meet, pull a deceptive move together and you become friends.

Second bad route: You make the “wrong” decision, become friends anyway and talk about timelines, and reality conspires to screw you over before beginning to fall apart.

I feel it should also be noted that when they sustain injuries they both get injured in ways that cause discoloration (poisoning and burns) so we don’t actually get to see their blood color.

Away from Boldir, some hints that Marvus specifically be a Lime-blood:

He takes you to a Green Room. Yes, I know what a green room is. This one is more of a subtle hint; I only mention it because he does Not take you to his dressing room. 

He’s described as being of most height and is small enough for you to drag his body into the clown church. This suggests he’s somewhat smaller than purples tend to be. (Karako gets a free pass because he’s super young)

This little speech

reads very interestingly if you consider it being said by a Lime masquerading as a purple as it could be a hint at why Lime-bloods were eradicated, especially if they had/have perception/focus altering powers.

As for why he doesn’t just tell us these things?

This is what he’s willing to say on camera. This guy has to watch his tongue. He can’t outright say he objects to the system, but he can let you know why he does, and he can give “hypotheticals” to get you thinking.

How to Survive as a Leon Kuwata fan

never look at the tags of a positive Leon post

trust me, just dont

avoid the “he could have just gone back to his room” discourse posts, they honestly just aren’t worth the trouble

don’t dwell too long on how horribly he was treated as a character, you’ll just end up seething in ur seat

also dont be bitter about how he was almost the protagonist and how they royally fucked him over last second

if ur not a fan of Sayaka, just accept the fact that untagged leosaya is gonna appear in the tag at some point. Just smash that down key and move on bro 

blacklist Kanon Nakajima’s existence

non-despair AUs are ur best friends, have at them

did someone say Bi Leon

hurdle over those weenie jokes

skip the first trial whenever u rewatch the game/anime