Junkos Drag Race

Junko’s Drag Race

Yes, that’s right.

One day, I got to thinking “Hm. What if Junko had to do a fashion based class project? What if she got the boys involved..? What if she was a drag king..?” This was fueled by me playing around with the free Drag Race simulator online.

The idea was floating around in my head for a while until I saw people start posting some extremely cool art with the DR boys as drag queens (Mad Hattey, for example), and at that point, I figured “Eh, why not.”

I’m getting the ideas together now (and also writing the fanfiction for it), but I think this oughta be a thing. 

I SHOULD preface this by saying if Junko were to actually do a Drag competition, it’d be more akin to that of Dragula than RPDR, and you can’t tell me she wouldn’t make the eliminations actual executions, but the reason why I’m not doing that right now is 1) The more non-despair aus, the better and 2) This is one of the goofiest AU ideas I’ve ever had and I want the comedy to shine through.

As I develop everything, I encourage yall to send any ideas or headcanons you might have. I’ve already got a list of names that I’m gonna release soon.

I’ve decided that at least, as of right now, I’ll have the eight boys from THH and the eight boys from GBD competing, with Junko, Mukuro, and Monokuma as regular judges and V3 characters coming in as guest judges/guest directors. 

This is gonna be fun.

True and real

as a multishipper i cannot comprehend the fact someone would put DNIs for non problematic ships in their bio. like girl i didn’t think people could hate their little guys kissing other little guys that much

Nah, @’s you because you’re right on the money.

Ultimate Undiagnosed ADHD and Ultimate Undiagnosed Autism

Damn. The fandom has the best theories

Hiveswap Theory: Marvus

Ok.

So.

Marvus Xoloto.

The (in my opinion) most anticipated sim in all of troll call comes out and he’s…

His quirk is distressing to look at, his route was somewhat uncomfortably horny (which translated to me not talking about it with my sister too much to bounce ideas off), his horns are backwards, and regardless of how much it may or may not have contributed to the chaos, there was definitely some level or form of mind control at play.

The more I thought about his quirk, though, specifically the largely phonetic facets and the fact he “clarifies” slang terms with other, equally indecipherable slang terms, the more I realized,

Fuck, who am I to talk; I say shit like “D’ya’ve” and put contractions where they’re not really supposed to be when I’m texting/talking, and I am most certainly guilty of the failure in defining slang terms.

And he’s really hot, cunning, and Above All seems to be genuinely nice.

This Mettaton-posing magnificent bastard is beautiful and infuriating, so ya know what? Fuck it.

♠

But on to the Actual Fucking Theory

I still think Marvus is a Lime-blood.

One of the first things I noticed about him was that this:

struck me as the exact inverse of this:

The idea that comes to mind is some sort of perception manipulation, specifically in regards to attention.

 And the similarities don’t stop there. 

These two know what’s going on. Boldir’s more subtle about it, she appears to know that it’s all a game.

Marvus outright tells us he knows it’s extra-canonical

They both know how timelines work, even if they react to them differently. Boldir accepts it and makes the most of what she can; Marvus fights it even though he knows he can’t win. If you look at these attitudes through the scope of them being Lime-bloods, then the castes they choose to impersonate make sense.

Boldir picked what was practical. She only has two horns and isn’t a psionic, so she couldn’t pretend to be a gold-blood, and on top of that picked the caste that matched her aspect.

Marvus said fuck that. Became a fucking clown. Entered and won “Slam or Get Culled.” Hid in plain sight. Fuck predilection, both fate and so-called “biology.” 

Additionally, if my previous theory has any accuracy and his true sign is in fact Canra, then with his meta knowledge it makes sense that he wouldn’t display the purple equivalent as there is already a Caprira in the game.

Back to comparing Marvus and Boldir, their routes follow the same structure:

First bad route: You just simply decide not to meet them at all.

Good route: You meet, pull a deceptive move together and you become friends.

Second bad route: You make the “wrong” decision, become friends anyway and talk about timelines, and reality conspires to screw you over before beginning to fall apart.

I feel it should also be noted that when they sustain injuries they both get injured in ways that cause discoloration (poisoning and burns) so we don’t actually get to see their blood color.

Away from Boldir, some hints that Marvus specifically be a Lime-blood:

He takes you to a Green Room. Yes, I know what a green room is. This one is more of a subtle hint; I only mention it because he does Not take you to his dressing room. 

He’s described as being of most height and is small enough for you to drag his body into the clown church. This suggests he’s somewhat smaller than purples tend to be. (Karako gets a free pass because he’s super young)

This little speech

reads very interestingly if you consider it being said by a Lime masquerading as a purple as it could be a hint at why Lime-bloods were eradicated, especially if they had/have perception/focus altering powers.

As for why he doesn’t just tell us these things?

This is what he’s willing to say on camera. This guy has to watch his tongue. He can’t outright say he objects to the system, but he can let you know why he does, and he can give “hypotheticals” to get you thinking.

Has anyone done the “That’s So Raven” but it’s Yasuhiro Hagakure instead yet?

I’m genuinely curious.

Hey Anon! I hope you’re doing well! Just sending an ask to say your really sweet and that I support your stuff and you! :)

Hi! I’m genuinely so sorry it took me so long to come back to this. I hope you’re still well after all this time!