True And Real

True and real

as a multishipper i cannot comprehend the fact someone would put DNIs for non problematic ships in their bio. like girl i didn’t think people could hate their little guys kissing other little guys that much

Ooh damn. .. this is pretty woke...

Why Purples are vital to a revolution and Marvus confirms it.

OOF, Marvus’s route was SOMETHING ELSE HUH?

First off I want to thank Andrew Hussie for putting me in his game. That was a fun experience though I think they didn’t really catch my likeness very mu- okay yeah this is a lame joke but let me enjoy having a troll with the same typing/speaking quirks as my okay? :( (I keep it like…on the downlow online so people can actually understand me and take me serious lol)

Now, I theorized he might not be ‘in’ clown church before or he might not be actually purple. The conclusion? WE STILL DON’T KNOW! WELP. They still didn’t reveal his sign either and at no point do we see blood or tears or….naaah this blog is slightly family friendly. We don’t know about the religious aspect either since it’s not brought up.

POLITICALLY THO, OOF. Okay now as you know I’ve been clammering for Marvus for litteral months because of my fear of what they might do with him, considering his last name. Once more for people in the back, Xoloto is juggalo slang for a fake fan trying to fit in regardless even if people know he’s fake. (Although that term fits Zebruh better now pfff) Marvus defines his last name by not just being ‘woke’ 

What Marvus does is confirm, in one big swoop, my whole headcanon about purple bloods. This headcanon was that they are all together QUITE powerful, both physically and uh…mentally?…is that the right word? Anyways, combine big, tall and muscular with those chuckle voodoos and that’s a lot of power! We don’t know much about Chuckle Voodoos either now with Karako’s explosive ability being a new thing and thus, stretching it’s definition beyond mind control  SO you can probably guess that this blood color is extremely powerful…perhaps a little too powerful?

Marvus fucking CONFIRMS that.

(Put in normal human tongue: Because the agents of the empress and she herself KNOW that the unimpeded strength of me and other purple bloods would easily unseat seadwellers as dominant caste) 

This right here? This CONFIRMS that purples are so fucking powerful that they could dethrone both violet and fuschia bloods. The only real obstacle they ever had might’ve been the whole gill thing. This is why thinking about their evolutionary history is so fascinating

SO HERE’S MY TAKE ON HOW THINGS WENT BASED ON WHAT MARVUS CONFIRMED FOR US.

What I believe happened, before the hemospectrum hierarchy was a thing, is that Purples were the most spiritual of the bunch and their connection to other planes is what gave them their mysterious abilities. Perhaps in the past they were peaceful. Chaotic, comedic and unpredictable, but peaceful. They didn’t kill, they didn’t want trouble. Perhaps some purples still know of those days and long for it. What took it away? Sea dwellers. As they started to form the system they appointed the purples below them, just inbetween the land and the sea. In return for their status of power they were still inclined to obey however. Perhaps if they didn’t, it would cost them their lives just like what happened to Lime Bloods. 

Thus, being forced to obey their lives got flooded with bloodlust and mental instability. With that came bad reputations, being feared by those below and being ridiculed by those above. (and sometimes, even below) 

This is a big deal too now that we know about The Dark Carnival being a thing on Alternia in an almost very real way. Chaotic as they are, Purples very well may be the most VITAL to a rebellion. And perhaps the only reason they haven’t yet, is because their figurehead urges them not to, because as unpredictable as GHB is, it’s confirmed he cares for others of his kind.

Because as we know, Clowns are a tight knit family. 

Oh hell yes

Danganswap. I’m tired and like sprite edits so here we are.

How to Survive as a Leon Kuwata fan

never look at the tags of a positive Leon post

trust me, just dont

avoid the “he could have just gone back to his room” discourse posts, they honestly just aren’t worth the trouble

don’t dwell too long on how horribly he was treated as a character, you’ll just end up seething in ur seat

also dont be bitter about how he was almost the protagonist and how they royally fucked him over last second

if ur not a fan of Sayaka, just accept the fact that untagged leosaya is gonna appear in the tag at some point. Just smash that down key and move on bro 

blacklist Kanon Nakajima’s existence

non-despair AUs are ur best friends, have at them

did someone say Bi Leon

hurdle over those weenie jokes

skip the first trial whenever u rewatch the game/anime

This is beauty- cleared my skin-

FOR THE CHARACTER HAIR THING. I want Leon in twintails & Ishi in whatever you want- djgdskjgdsgsgds

im sorry thi ssucks