Constantine Adopts Danny AU

Constantine Adopts Danny AU

I've seen a bunch of Batfam adopting Danny (and I love every one!), but it's stated that Jack comes from a long line of ghost hunters. So, what if his cousin John visits, and:

His nephew is dead and living with ghost hunters

The lab and house in general is so dangerous, he's understandably worried about Jazmine

Outing Danny as dead would likely have terrible consequences, so he offers some internships. Come on Jack, it's a few months and Jazz can learn from the Black Canary! And Danny can learn from me for a while!

He gets summer break permission, starts working on adoption plans, and starts crying when he realizes he's pulling a Batman

Jazz graduates, stays with Constantine.

Constantine realizes Danny is HALF alive and talks to ghosts, cue 1980's bonding montage

Vlad shows up, runs tf away after Constantine is halfway through an exorcism

Constant custody arguments with Batman "you have like 500 kids! Leave mine alone!"

ADHD uncle & ADHD nephew solidarity!

"Constantine is right, Batman. Besides, he's got superpowers on the level of mine, so-" "CAN IT, CLARK!"

Danny has an unfairly large crush on Supes (space!), until he finds out Kon is his clone and how he treated him. After that? "Nah, you're MY clone now."

"But I'm a clone of-", " No, as the 1 person here with a good relationship with their clone, I'm taking clone rights. C'mon I'll teach you how to be ghosty."

YOU HAVE A CLONE?!

Dani shows up, Constantine is ready to throw hands at Batman AND Superman because that is HIS niece, Dani thinks of it as adopting Constantine.

There's some massive JL problem, Danny shows up to ask his uncle something. "Not now, Danny. I'm sorry, I'm working on summoning the Ghost King."

"I've got a quick way to talk to him!"

"You know the Ghost King?" "I AM the Ghost King!"

I think the mouse is eating the bait out of the trap. Landlord still won’t let me get a cat. (Allergies, so, understandable.) We may end up back at glue trap or a snap trap. Take the mercy, rodent.

in a fierce bidding war with other villains over a private island with a cavernous mountain shaped like a human skull

He’s so hecking pretty.

Happy birthday to the most perfect character in the world Wei Wuxian ♥️👏🎊

Well. At least he was consistent.

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

Not gonna lie, thought this was a daemon AU at first.

Chancellor of the Morning Sun

I know, I am (more or less) fashionably late, but nonetheless - happy birthday, Zewu Jun!

I was browsing through the MDZS/CQL elves that I drew way back when for @perkynurples 's Mirkwood AU (← that's the tag, btw), and I came across Lan Xichen and was like "Poor guy. You really did him dirty with that stiff pose, huh? Let's try that again, shall we?"

Hence this. He is very deer to me (get it? Deer? 🦌)

It's been ages since I drew a deer, or a deer-like creature really, so please forgive me any inconsistencies and anatomical weirdnesses,

Lan Xichen / The Untamed / Mo Dao Zu Shi © Mo Xiang Tong Xiu