RSA Mafia

RSA Mafia

It’s not a mafia per se. It’s more the guys roles in the whole mafia AU I’ve been building.

Chenya is an informant. He mostly works with Heartslabyul because of his bonds with Trey and Riddle, but he has been known to work with other people. Just like Trey and Riddle, he was raised in the business and he even used to be in Heartslabyul. But the rules that were put in place by Riddle’s mother, The Queen, had been way too much for him. So, when Riddle came in control, he told him he was leaving. He knew Riddle wouldn’t hurt him in any way. They trusted each other too much for that. And, in order to repay the gift he was given by being allowed to leave the organisation alive, he started by giving most of his informations to Heartslabyul for free. In the meantime, he was also working on building his own business and, when he figured he had enough connections going around, he started selling his informations to other people too. And honestly? He might be independent, but he will always have a soft spot for his original family. If push comes to shove, he will always choose Riddle and Heartslabyul.

Neige isn’t involved in any criminal activities. He’s just some famous model who is known for not only his looks, but also his unending generosity. The only problem is that Rook, in his obsessive behaviour, took a liking to Neige and decided to have him. So he tracked him down and managed to kidnap him in his home without having a single one of his seven roommates realising a damned thing. Rook then proceeded to keep Neige locked up somewhere in Pomefiore’s basement, so that he could see him everyday. And, ultimately, he took great care of him. After all, he didn’t want to hurt him, he just wanted to give him the whole world… in his own way anyway. The other problem is that Vil, in his possessive behaviour, did not like that Rook was spending less time with him. He wanted all of his attention. So he found out where Rook had been disappearing to all the time and he wasn’t happy with what he found out. He waited for Rook to leave and went in the room himself. He would usually make someone do the dirty work, but he was so pissed that he just had to take it out on something, or someone. He started by beating Neige up, turning him black and blue. Then, he tortured him, ripping his nails and hair out one by one. He was also planning to go for the teeth, but he didn’t have time. Rook had came back. So, while looking him in the eyes, he slit Neige’s throat and warned him that, if he ever tried to pull a stunt like that again, he would be the one getting killed. Rook had been heartbroken, but he also learned to never cross his Queen ever again.

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Why does this low-key sound like an anime/manga that would be in Obey Me?

I just keep seeing posts left and right about the new Halloween event and, admittedly, if I stopped interacting with them, it would probably help.

But anyway!

Those posts made me realize how much the guys are hypocrites. How DARE they judge Skully for fanboying over Halloween City (is that the name..?) and Jack?!

Sebek has no rights complaining about how he only talks about Jack and Halloween, because, excuse me missie, but you never, and I damn well mean never, shut up about Malleus.

Malleus being weirded out about how Skully freaks out about being in Halloween Town (maybe it’s town and not city..?). Erm… am I missing something? Did I dream the moment a talking gargoyle practically called you a good boy and you melted last year (was last year for me)? You wanna talk about that boyo?

Idia constantly fanboys about things left and right. Riddle won’t shut up about rules and studying. Azul is obsessed with anything that can get him money one way or another (and Jamil whatever that is..?). Jade might as well be hooked up on mushrooms 24/7.

And so on

And so forth

So don’t they dare say a damned thing about my boy Skully because none of them are any better and it’s really ambitious on their end to throw the first stone!

All the styled up Penacony photocards together!

imagine attacking Mondstadt though. 'oh you wanna attack mond? don't do that. they have one fanatic nun and another who hides knives in her nun dress. they have a workaholic acting grandmaster, and a witch for librarian who graduated from the akademiya early. they're friends with a wolfpack and a wolf god and there's this kid who literally howls at the moon. they have a princess...? from another world? they have a knight whose friendly interaction is calls for vengeance. there's this kid with the worst luck ever who's actually alive. the most powerful witches throw tea parties there. one of them has a student who can look at you and tell you when and how you'll die. another one of them has an arsonist daughter who makes bombs. for fun. she's shorter than your knee and she'll kill you. one of her big brothers is a witch-made alchemist and the other is khaenri'ahn royalty. whose brother is literally banned from snezhnaya by the decree of the cryo archon herself. oh did I mention the resident dragon.'