My Brother Said Apollo In 'song Of Achilles' Is A Homophobe And He Hated Him. Then He Reread Trials Of

my brother said apollo in 'song of achilles' is a homophobe and he hated him. then he reread trials of apollo series for like, a way to cope with patrochilles or smth and after that, he and me had a conversation about if both of us had immortality and invincibility (gods stuff)

like how we would be permanent and forever. but then we wouldn't know death, we wouldn't afraid about being hurted and we wouldn't care. we would be here for too long and then we would do stupid shits like apollo did and sometimes we wouldn't care about everything. how we wouldn't always keep our morals, keep our loves, trusts, how we absolutely would change and change and everything would always be different whether we want it or not.

like, he doesn't understand why but he's starting to think about it, why would apollo mess with mortals, throw patroclus off just to spite him, for he will never save helen, for he will lose, he will die. why tho, why are gods so exasperating, so proud, why are they so interesting with humans, wars should never be interested with and nobody should even think about it in the first place. its cruel, gods are cruel, gods are assholes, he said.

but if he is a god, he would do that, he would interested in people's businesses, in normal living being's businesses, how could he not, he would live forever, he could kill a guy and people would notice it but then what? they would be far gone compared to him, they would forget it, they wouldn't dare to mess with him, if they did, he could literally wipe them out from existence and make it the third or millennial's ago disaster and eventually, people would believe it

even if achilles defeated a god, he's still a human, he's still succumbed to madness bc of his lover's death, and it's beautiful like that, it will end. gods can not experience it, they wished to be achilles, to have a love life, an actual love life that even though it ends tragically, it starts like magic.

so when my little brother reread rick's books he's very conflicted about the truth about gods. immortality and invincibility are scary, what's the great in that, in the end, it's just something far too gods-like, and you know how're gods. and not to mention, if humans have go and choose one of those, whether to be the strongest or live the longest, they will go insane, he couldn't even bet on that, they're facts.

so he pitied the demigods and conflicted about other gods in rick's books greatly, rick portrayed the characters, developments and world-buildings so well. mixes it with the song of achilles and he will literally going to become an atheist.

so he asked me if things would be different when gods didn't meddling with mortals or anything in particular or never existed at all, how would that be? and i said everything would be normal and depressed, even worse if not the worst and patrochilles would never happen and there wouldn't be percy jackson at all and it would be peter johnson for real and people would overly analyze some random guy in his weird imagination or smth and then my brother ugly cried

reading patrochilles fanfics and half of them are reincarnation or modern setting or mix with percy jackson

Jason: Can you guys get us a table?

Nico: Sure thing

*moments later*

Will and Nico: *sprinting from the restaurant carrying a table* START THE CAR

gods we gonna have that 'FUCKING CALL IT' moment and be so happy

I’m just now realizing that this famous line “Then he walked back across the green, where Will Solace was waiting. “ from Blood of Olympus could also be used as dialogue for future Solangelo wedding.

let's be real, we all wanted to talk about Nico's old people habits but didn't. so imma take the bullet.

Nico di Angelo headcanons that i often think about whenever i watch my grandma yells at my dad

if he had a camera, he would take a whole picture book about anything or anyone except himself

he would leave voice mails and check for letters, in a goddamn summer camp

he would carry candies around for people, mostly for young campers or Will

the good thing about that is he has different kinds and the bad thing about that is they are all from the '90s

like Will would ask him for minty candies and Nico would look at him, annoyed but concerned, saying who tf eat minty candies these days, such psychopaths, and give him some Mambas or Runts, receiving a more horrified and concerned look from Will

he would wear slippers in his cabin

he would find joy in playing bingos and crosswords

he takes naps every time he can

he would reminisce about the past or childhood or literally just, ten minutes ago

"ah...Oreo O's. i used to eat them raw back in the days. you know, whenever Bianca and ma—", "they are just...emo Froot Loops that prefer to be in a closet or something, ironic"

he would look at Will's iphone for the first time and slowly, oddly ask if that's a calculator and can he borrow it for a minute

the same thing happened to Will's laptop or any kind of technology except for TVs

he would call it television tho

"i slept like a baby last night"

"you go ahead, im just going to sit for a minute"

he would cook and make Will eat a whole festival

he would have a fountain pen and an ink jar

he would write in cursive and it's so beautiful, everyone asked Nico to write their names or some cringe ass quotes or puns (which he politely declined) in which he traded for changes and coins

he would write love letters in Italian and give them to Will, but no translations

he would keep a wall calendar for decoration

he would cut out some interesting newspaper stories and keep them in his notebook

fricking votes

he would scold Will for not folding his blanket when he himself sleep with lots of pillows and use them for blankets

pajamas

"do you know? in trends these da—", "trends? wh—what is that? are you swearing?"

unexpectedly, he would love football lives

he would scare people by simply telling them his daily life stories

"omg this kid is so old, he just like my grandpa i cant kill him"

Will accidentally made an old people joke to Nico and instantly regretted it

"g—grandma is that you...?"

he would knit a very nice and warm scarf for Will ("there, it looks great on you! what? it's not? hmp, it's beautiful, Will, what do you mean? you look so soft and cute. you could even wear them to sleep. in exchange for your unfolded blankets")

"WHAT?"

"dear me, Will, you look like a pickle", "im sorry a what?"

this gonna be my whole story arc now

I lied. I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on, I’m going to tell you why PatroChilles is canon.